Well done. As if a PDF “magazine” about PlayStation3 wasn’t a bad enough idea already, PDF “magazine” PS3Zine has just told its readers to not bother getting Grand Theft Auto IV on PS3.

Because, and we quote, “You’d be better off buying it on 360” due to it being cheaper and better.

Well, that was kind of the plan already, to be honest

Evidence of the sound advice to (and we paraphrase a little) AVOID PS3 LIKE MCVITIE’S PLAGUE HOBNOBS, can be found here – should you be one of the three people in the world with the patience to bother with PDF “magazines.”

'Read it, print it, BURN IT'

Well done. Good effort. We will ensure you are rewarded with a prominent role within the New World Order once we have assumed control.