THE SEGA TOYS HOMESTAR SPA!
BATH STAR! It’s by SEGA Toys. It’s a bit like our beloved Homestar, only now in a waterproof finish. You can use its light to see better while soaping yourself to a state of extreme relaxation in the bath. In the dark. It is the perfect gift.
“It appears to be the Homestar Home Planetarium, but adapted for baths!”
“Wanking while sobbing in the tub just got a whole lot more atmospheric! Not mentioning my name would be appreciated. My father has recently learned how to use Google – XXXX XXXXXXX.”
Add this to the list. Just when you think you’re out of wasting all your disposable income on SEGA-branded plastic, they pull you back in.
Here’s one you can click on. This, apparently, is of the machine in “Rose Petal mode.” It could also be “Bloody Suicide Mode.”
Alternatively, there’s the SEGA Toys AMP. A music playing piece of tat. This will be left well alone and not imported at prohibitive expense.
filed in Uncategorized on Jun.20, 2008
June 20th, 2008 on 3:18 pm
So this robot isn’t designed for having sex with? I presume this means Sega Toys don’t want interracial robo-sex?
Word Verification: cylill- a Gobot after a sex change
June 20th, 2008 on 5:07 pm
Come on, think outside the box, people.
Are you sure she isn’t an alien who has just had a very explosive wank?
June 20th, 2008 on 8:50 pm
That bath’s way too small for any real fun. By that I mean setting up your figures.
June 21st, 2008 on 4:51 am
Why is she wearing a towel in the bath? I mean, I know why, it just seems odd. Normally they’d make her wear a bikini or something.
Or maybe wearing a towel while taking a bath is some japanese thing that us white bastards don’t get?