DUE TO PUBLIC DEMAND: THAT PHOTO OF GEMMA ATKINSON DOING SOME ACTING FOR RED ALERT 3
OK, OK, you can stop emailing about it. Here it is. Here she is. Here THEY are. A full 36-hours too late, but here all the same. It’s Gemma Atkinson doing a bit of acting for Red Alert 3. They dressed her up for it. That top will have been custom made to contain all of her.
She’s doing some ACTING. She’s doing serious. The sort of look she imagines a high-ranking female military official would have on her face, were she just about to order a full nuclear strike on an enemy populace.
Terrible photography. Once again, we are forced to raid the UKR personal Gemma Archive, and are happy to provide a vastly superior Gemma photo for your pleasure.
They provided a couple of desktop images.
They are better, but still not what we’d ideally like.
WHAT WE WOULD IDEALLY LIKE:
Lube Three cocks Tears
filed in Uncategorized on Aug.07, 2008
August 7th, 2008 on 2:09 pm
WOULD
August 7th, 2008 on 2:13 pm
– 3 cocks
– lube
– tears
and don’t forget gagging!!! most important
August 7th, 2008 on 2:20 pm
Is that “tears” as in crying, or “tears” as in flesh being torn?
Either way, I’m in.
August 7th, 2008 on 2:56 pm
Forget the lube and you’re onto a winner.
August 7th, 2008 on 3:08 pm
I was worried about your health after a full day had passed with no mention of Ms Atkinson here
August 7th, 2008 on 4:02 pm
I think the series is now ready for a new spin off called Command & Cock Her.
And instead of doing Red Alert they should do Pink Alert and Brown alert.
August 7th, 2008 on 5:23 pm
I’m not sure I’d want 3 cocks. I mean, where on your body would you want two extra penises to be hanging? And with only two hands you’d only be 2/3 satisfied when wanking. And of course there’s the question of whether Gemma would want to have sex with a mutant who has three willys.
August 7th, 2008 on 5:58 pm
She supposedly plays a communication officer…
MORE LIKE CUMINICATION OFFICER!
Booyah.
I’m now interested in RA3.
August 7th, 2008 on 10:26 pm
Crying tear or flesh tears, surely both can be accomodated at the same time, just drop the lube. Insert your own bird/hand/bush joke here.
clmvafg – Almost an appropriate anagram of clamvag.
August 7th, 2008 on 11:12 pm
– I’d order a nuclear strike on HER populance.
– I’d give her three stripes.
That’s all I’ve got for now.
August 8th, 2008 on 3:23 am
What’s the gameplay like? And will I need a new 3D card?
August 8th, 2008 on 8:35 am
C&C 3 has some tasty flesh in it too, boomer & 6 from Battlestar Galatica and that bird from species that got her paps out. Only way they can sell the games now causes the games are pants.
Id like to see more pics from Zorgs private collection
August 8th, 2008 on 11:18 pm
whats up with the lube? never heard of foreplay? (thats not a new Sony PR stunt btw)..or is it for yourselves?
Zorg> ru serious that you don't think the 2nd desktop is hot?
we'll all be talking about your butch women fetish again…
August 8th, 2008 on 11:53 pm
Did they totally airbrush her cleave out of existence in the first wallpaper? FOR SHAME!