GLEN BRAVELY GETS UP OFF HIS STOOL, BLINKING AWAY THE BLOOD, TO TAKE MORE PUNISHMENT IN ROUND #3
Glen is still alive. At least one person with access to the UKR Hotmail account is still alive. So IT CONTINUES. It’s going to stop after this, though. We can take a lot of punishment, but this is getting brutal.
“In the spirit of the experimental nature of this thing, I’m going to take it in a new direction today. So here’s a photo of my reply to Ben’s photo of him giving the finger to my photo of a photo of this site. (I’m giving a friendly wave back to Ben). I’m pretty sure a whole new way of communication has just been invented! It’s as convoluted and unnecessary as wearing top hats and tipping them to each other. At long last bringing digital technology into the Victorian age.”
“So as not to alienate the core fans of the original project I have also included a photo of my photo of my photo of my photo of your site. While the tenuous connection linking this to Sonic slips perilously close to breaking point I will endeavour to push on until it snaps. Tension is mounting though as my camera battery is running low and there’s some doubt over whether I can be bothered recharging it” – Glen.
OK, that’s it. Glen, we’re pulling you out before you take any more damaging blows to the brain. No more. Thanks.
filed in Uncategorized on Mar.27, 2009
March 27th, 2009 on 12:00 pm
Thank fuck for that.
March 27th, 2009 on 12:25 pm
Come back to bed, Glen.
March 27th, 2009 on 12:27 pm
best update serie ever
March 27th, 2009 on 12:28 pm
It stopped being funny after the previous update.
But it’s funny again now.
March 27th, 2009 on 12:44 pm
I was going to say ‘fuck off attention whore’, but the last picture did it for me. Good, oh.
March 27th, 2009 on 12:46 pm
And added ‘cunt’ into the bargain, so thats doubly good.
March 27th, 2009 on 12:56 pm
i notived some road kill on my way into work today.
March 27th, 2009 on 1:09 pm
I thought I didn’t like this series of updates, but it turns out they were great. But stop now, before the awesome fades
March 27th, 2009 on 1:47 pm
even bester update ever.
beats fuckin things with fucking faces. Cunt.
March 27th, 2009 on 2:03 pm
But but but – the mirror inside a mirror effect will be even more pronounced on the next one! It will be AMAZING! How can we stop now, when we’re so close, so close TO GREATNESS?
I say keep sending them, Glen. Zorg’ll put ’em up; lets face it, what’s he got thats better than this? Unless he’s got a picture of a large hedgehog bumming a small woman, that would be better…
March 27th, 2009 on 2:07 pm
seconded.
Go Glen!
WF: Coidio : its nice to listen to this after sex
March 27th, 2009 on 2:20 pm
This isn't an ironic *or* sarcastic comment: I have really enjoyed this series of updates!
Also … Ka-blong? http://www.topman.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=17551&storeId=12555&categoryId=122441&parent_category_rn=38973&productId=1002693&langId=-1
March 27th, 2009 on 2:59 pm
http://www.infinitecat.com/ already did it better.
March 27th, 2009 on 3:40 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
March 27th, 2009 on 3:44 pm
There was a time when the Phantom Jizzer would have settled this once and for all…..
March 27th, 2009 on 8:07 pm
It’s sort of a keyhole effect, isn’t it? Or ketamine kicking in or slipping off. Next one is going to be amazing!
March 27th, 2009 on 8:46 pm
anyone with a twitter account deserves to be seriously punnished.
March 27th, 2009 on 9:11 pm
For me, I’ve never been this excited about a repeat-posting frenzy thing since the UKR-sponsored Wiki war on that Lair article way back when.
I hope these carry on for the foreseeable future. It could take the place of the much-missed Friday PS3 sales figures
wv: hanibro – fake haribo
March 28th, 2009 on 9:21 am
A couple more and I’m pretty sure a vortex will appear.
March 28th, 2009 on 5:41 pm
The Egg Monroe mystery in the comments sections has captivated me. Could you do an update about her Zorg?
March 29th, 2009 on 9:31 am
My mum’s stage name was Egg Monroe. It can’t be her though. She was pretty much unknown outside of the Orkneys, and then she drowned trying to “rescue” a seal. Now mystery comments on post-post-post-post-post-ironic blogs are all I have left of her.
March 30th, 2009 on 2:29 am
I was enjoying that – seriously – its way better than a real ‘hall of mirrors’ effect – cos when you try to have a good look at one of them, your own head and body blocks it :s
March 30th, 2009 on 8:13 pm
Glen – the savior of UK:R
You'll all look back in 5 years time & remember how good UK:R was before Zorg got shipped off to Bagram.
March 31st, 2009 on 12:53 pm
uploading pics on a friday night is hard times. Glen’s kind gesture changed my mind, but I didn’t have the sobriety to post this:
http://twitpic.com/2mwrm
but still, fuck you zorg.