A THING TO DO FOR FIVE MINUTES
Click on this. It says it’s an April Fool at the end, but the journey is most enjoyable.
filed in Uncategorized on Apr.03, 2009
Click on this. It says it’s an April Fool at the end, but the journey is most enjoyable.
filed in Uncategorized on Apr.03, 2009
THIS IS HOW IT ALWAYS ENDS
April 3rd, 2009 on 2:53 pm
sat through three frames. fuck off zorg
April 3rd, 2009 on 2:55 pm
Sorry to have wasted your VALUABLE TIME.
April 3rd, 2009 on 3:20 pm
I grinned.
April 3rd, 2009 on 3:21 pm
that was pants
April 3rd, 2009 on 4:03 pm
I want that 5 minutes of my life back.
April 3rd, 2009 on 4:33 pm
thought it was a bit broken personally, probably due to a lack of a preloader.
April 3rd, 2009 on 4:35 pm
I thought it was quite funny. But what does it have to do with April Fools? It’s just some stuff. I make stuff all the time, I don’t say Happy April Fools at the end of it.
April 3rd, 2009 on 4:43 pm
Fuck off indeed. Load of shite. If I wanted to waste time on crap like this, I’d visit the C-Beebies site.
April 3rd, 2009 on 5:26 pm
fuck off Zorg
April 3rd, 2009 on 5:32 pm
http://www.agj.cl/files/games/viewpoints/
also this is MUCH BETTER
April 3rd, 2009 on 5:53 pm
I just sat down with my coffee and listened to summer breeze or whatever it’s called for two minutes while looking at a pixely sunset. Seems like a rather pleasant way to ‘start work’ to me. Now I’m in a good mood and probably won’t have to get dragged into HR for swearing at everyone for a change. I for one thank you Zorg.
Fuck knows what it has to do with April Fools though.
April 3rd, 2009 on 6:33 pm
anything that has anything to do with OUTRUN is amazing.
End of.
Well done zorg
and fuck off anonymous person who said fuck off.
April 3rd, 2009 on 8:03 pm
I quite enjoyed it. I don’t feel either defiled, or that I have spent my time on the internet in a way which would have been used constructively elsewhere. Because it wouldn’t.
April 3rd, 2009 on 9:02 pm
Bookmarked.
April 3rd, 2009 on 9:48 pm
And after that Segata beat everyone up.
April 4th, 2009 on 12:11 am
her names egg monroe shes older
April 4th, 2009 on 1:55 am
Segata Sanshiro – awesome. Ulala – Awesome. OutRun – Awesome. Sonic the Hedgehog reduced to dangling from a rear-view mirror – awesome. I fucking loved this. Only needed Ryo Hazuki to make it perfect. You lot are a bunch of miserable fucking cunts – sit back and enjoy it.
April 4th, 2009 on 3:12 am
FUCK. :(
April 4th, 2009 on 9:08 am
You guys are retarded. That was great, did u even know u can look around?
April 4th, 2009 on 9:09 am
GAME OVER, YEEEEAAAHHHH…
April 4th, 2009 on 10:08 am
SUPER FUN!!!!
April 4th, 2009 on 10:25 am
I really enjoyed it. I actually sat through it twice and I’m not desperate for my time back.
April 4th, 2009 on 12:07 pm
OPINION TIME:
Option 1: I liked it and am happy to have spent my time doing it.
Option 2: I didn’t like it and am incredibly resentful that somebody else who did like it decided to share their opinion with me and suggest that I might be of the same mind as them. I am VERY angry indeed because I have ‘better things’ to be doing and I think life should be an endless chain of ‘really good things that I like’ and when they aren’t you’re a BASTARD for showing me them because you should have known me better even though I’m just one person amongst a hypothetical multitude, and I don’t appreciate the difficulty behind making decisions that will be approved by the hypothetical consensus.
Option 3: her names egg monroe shes older
Option 4: FUCK OFF ZORG
Option 5: DON’T fuck off Zorg, I still love you and will defend you to the last.
Option 6: any combination of the above options
Option 7: An objective look at the material at hand and a subsequently progressive response
Option 8: A contrived analysis of internet protocol (ba-domp tish) codified into a list of variable responses to general stimuli.
Option 9: I HAVE NO PENIS.
Option 10: I need to fuck a ladyperson and cheer up
Option 11: WACKY NAME/WACKY OPINION/WACKY WACKINESS/WACKY SILLINESS/WACKY SHENANIGANS.
April 4th, 2009 on 1:12 pm
EH?
Fuck off
April 4th, 2009 on 4:47 pm
No, you fuck off.
In fact, I’m going to fuck off as well. But not before telling myself to fuck off. FUCK OFF, ME.
April 4th, 2009 on 6:12 pm
That gallery of Cardiff pictures is amazing (in the micro blog). Every time I calm down and think ‘yeah, perhaps humans aren’t so bad after all’ I see something like this (or walk through a crowd of QPR supporters… like I just had to).
Can we launch a Mercy-Nuke on Cardiff? Or perhaps something more intelligent like a booth that says ‘FREE KEBAB’ and inside is a man armed with a machete. Also electrify the outside as no doubt they will try to piss on it.
WV: poklit. Literature for Poks. Bloody Poks.
April 4th, 2009 on 7:02 pm
Option 10 please : (
April 4th, 2009 on 11:05 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
April 5th, 2009 on 5:14 am
Fuck off.
Fuck on.
The fucker!
April 5th, 2009 on 8:07 am
Wouldn’t.
April 5th, 2009 on 11:28 am
AT said…
F”uck off indeed. Load of shite. If I wanted to waste time on crap like this, I’d visit the C-Beebies site.”
Or when you want to have a wank.
April 5th, 2009 on 12:59 pm
That was awesome. The angry people here are mugs who probably didn’t know what was going on. Me? I’m planning a second trip with Segata.
April 5th, 2009 on 3:32 pm
I found a lump on my testicles
April 5th, 2009 on 10:25 pm
I punched an elderly woman in the vagina and then stole her wallet as a direct consequence of watching this video. Then I formed my own charity for battered women and donated all my money to her. I guess, after my long and confusing journey, I can’t decide if I like the video or not. I’m writing a book on it and the BBC are with me right now, making a documentary.
April 6th, 2009 on 1:52 am
Fuck off, charity starts at home.
April 6th, 2009 on 8:51 am
To contrast the lovely ambiance of Peckham, wouldn’t it be nice if Cmdr_Zerg did an on site report from some local game shop in Cardiff?
April 6th, 2009 on 10:11 am
This has gotten out of hand. UK:R is meant to be a place for love and peace, puntuacted every so often with a lacklustre update.
April 6th, 2009 on 10:12 am
PUNCTUATED FFS.
That’s what you get for trying to be funny, your own brain sabotages the effort.
April 6th, 2009 on 12:42 pm
I wish Egg Monroe were a little better punctuated now she’s gracing every update.
April 6th, 2009 on 12:55 pm
Ah, land of my fathers, makes you proud, dunnit?
Ahem.
Thing being, doesn’t seem that much different from nights out in any large town in England from my recollection. I escaped Wales when I left school, hoping to escape the scum but soon discovered it wasn’t just a Welsh thing…
‘Free kebab’ murder booths suggested by Anti-Scum Warrior sounds like a plan though, maybe someone can get Sony to make them?
@Calzone – Don’t think there are many games shops in Cardiff (apart from several Game stores and 1 Gamestation, maybe 1 Cex by the train station), Swansea’s a better bet but it tends to smell more. Not sure how you’d get that across through pictures.
Oh yeah, and I quite liked clicky linky thing at the top so I guess it’s Option 1 for me thanks. Does that come with chips?
April 6th, 2009 on 3:36 pm
I was at Cardiff Uni from ’97-00 and I always thought the centre of town was a pretty decent place at night, I only ever saw one fight and that was miles away in Roath. It would seem to have gone downhill a lot since I was there. :(
April 8th, 2009 on 3:07 am
If you don’t notice the scum in Cardiff then you ARE the scum.
April 15th, 2009 on 9:20 pm
No anonymous
You are the scum
Then anonymous was a chav