A THING TO DO FOR FIVE MINUTES
Click on this. It says it’s an April Fool at the end, but the journey is most enjoyable.
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Tag Cloud
INDUSTRY NEWS
April 3rd, 2009 on 2:53 pm
sat through three frames. fuck off zorg
April 3rd, 2009 on 2:55 pm
Sorry to have wasted your VALUABLE TIME.
April 3rd, 2009 on 3:20 pm
I grinned.
April 3rd, 2009 on 3:21 pm
that was pants
April 3rd, 2009 on 4:03 pm
I want that 5 minutes of my life back.
April 3rd, 2009 on 4:33 pm
thought it was a bit broken personally, probably due to a lack of a preloader.
April 3rd, 2009 on 4:35 pm
I thought it was quite funny. But what does it have to do with April Fools? It’s just some stuff. I make stuff all the time, I don’t say Happy April Fools at the end of it.
April 3rd, 2009 on 4:43 pm
Fuck off indeed. Load of shite. If I wanted to waste time on crap like this, I’d visit the C-Beebies site.
April 3rd, 2009 on 5:26 pm
fuck off Zorg
April 3rd, 2009 on 5:32 pm
http://www.agj.cl/files/games/viewpoints/
also this is MUCH BETTER
April 3rd, 2009 on 5:53 pm
I just sat down with my coffee and listened to summer breeze or whatever it’s called for two minutes while looking at a pixely sunset. Seems like a rather pleasant way to ‘start work’ to me. Now I’m in a good mood and probably won’t have to get dragged into HR for swearing at everyone for a change. I for one thank you Zorg.
Fuck knows what it has to do with April Fools though.
April 3rd, 2009 on 6:33 pm
anything that has anything to do with OUTRUN is amazing.
End of.
Well done zorg
and fuck off anonymous person who said fuck off.
April 3rd, 2009 on 8:03 pm
I quite enjoyed it. I don’t feel either defiled, or that I have spent my time on the internet in a way which would have been used constructively elsewhere. Because it wouldn’t.
April 3rd, 2009 on 9:02 pm
Bookmarked.
April 3rd, 2009 on 9:48 pm
And after that Segata beat everyone up.
April 4th, 2009 on 12:11 am
her names egg monroe shes older
April 4th, 2009 on 1:55 am
Segata Sanshiro – awesome. Ulala – Awesome. OutRun – Awesome. Sonic the Hedgehog reduced to dangling from a rear-view mirror – awesome. I fucking loved this. Only needed Ryo Hazuki to make it perfect. You lot are a bunch of miserable fucking cunts – sit back and enjoy it.
April 4th, 2009 on 3:12 am
FUCK. :(
April 4th, 2009 on 9:08 am
You guys are retarded. That was great, did u even know u can look around?
April 4th, 2009 on 9:09 am
GAME OVER, YEEEEAAAHHHH…
April 4th, 2009 on 10:08 am
SUPER FUN!!!!
April 4th, 2009 on 10:25 am
I really enjoyed it. I actually sat through it twice and I’m not desperate for my time back.
April 4th, 2009 on 12:07 pm
OPINION TIME:
Option 1: I liked it and am happy to have spent my time doing it.
Option 2: I didn’t like it and am incredibly resentful that somebody else who did like it decided to share their opinion with me and suggest that I might be of the same mind as them. I am VERY angry indeed because I have ‘better things’ to be doing and I think life should be an endless chain of ‘really good things that I like’ and when they aren’t you’re a BASTARD for showing me them because you should have known me better even though I’m just one person amongst a hypothetical multitude, and I don’t appreciate the difficulty behind making decisions that will be approved by the hypothetical consensus.
Option 3: her names egg monroe shes older
Option 4: FUCK OFF ZORG
Option 5: DON’T fuck off Zorg, I still love you and will defend you to the last.
Option 6: any combination of the above options
Option 7: An objective look at the material at hand and a subsequently progressive response
Option 8: A contrived analysis of internet protocol (ba-domp tish) codified into a list of variable responses to general stimuli.
Option 9: I HAVE NO PENIS.
Option 10: I need to fuck a ladyperson and cheer up
Option 11: WACKY NAME/WACKY OPINION/WACKY WACKINESS/WACKY SILLINESS/WACKY SHENANIGANS.
April 4th, 2009 on 1:12 pm
EH?
Fuck off
April 4th, 2009 on 4:47 pm
No, you fuck off.
In fact, I’m going to fuck off as well. But not before telling myself to fuck off. FUCK OFF, ME.
April 4th, 2009 on 6:12 pm
That gallery of Cardiff pictures is amazing (in the micro blog). Every time I calm down and think ‘yeah, perhaps humans aren’t so bad after all’ I see something like this (or walk through a crowd of QPR supporters… like I just had to).
Can we launch a Mercy-Nuke on Cardiff? Or perhaps something more intelligent like a booth that says ‘FREE KEBAB’ and inside is a man armed with a machete. Also electrify the outside as no doubt they will try to piss on it.
WV: poklit. Literature for Poks. Bloody Poks.
April 4th, 2009 on 7:02 pm
Option 10 please : (
April 4th, 2009 on 11:05 pm
her names egg monroe shes older
April 5th, 2009 on 5:14 am
Fuck off.
Fuck on.
The fucker!
April 5th, 2009 on 8:07 am
Wouldn’t.
April 5th, 2009 on 11:28 am
AT said…
F”uck off indeed. Load of shite. If I wanted to waste time on crap like this, I’d visit the C-Beebies site.”
Or when you want to have a wank.
April 5th, 2009 on 12:59 pm
That was awesome. The angry people here are mugs who probably didn’t know what was going on. Me? I’m planning a second trip with Segata.
April 5th, 2009 on 3:32 pm
I found a lump on my testicles
April 5th, 2009 on 10:25 pm
I punched an elderly woman in the vagina and then stole her wallet as a direct consequence of watching this video. Then I formed my own charity for battered women and donated all my money to her. I guess, after my long and confusing journey, I can’t decide if I like the video or not. I’m writing a book on it and the BBC are with me right now, making a documentary.
April 6th, 2009 on 1:52 am
Fuck off, charity starts at home.
April 6th, 2009 on 8:51 am
To contrast the lovely ambiance of Peckham, wouldn’t it be nice if Cmdr_Zerg did an on site report from some local game shop in Cardiff?
April 6th, 2009 on 10:11 am
This has gotten out of hand. UK:R is meant to be a place for love and peace, puntuacted every so often with a lacklustre update.
April 6th, 2009 on 10:12 am
PUNCTUATED FFS.
That’s what you get for trying to be funny, your own brain sabotages the effort.
April 6th, 2009 on 12:42 pm
I wish Egg Monroe were a little better punctuated now she’s gracing every update.
April 6th, 2009 on 12:55 pm
Ah, land of my fathers, makes you proud, dunnit?
Ahem.
Thing being, doesn’t seem that much different from nights out in any large town in England from my recollection. I escaped Wales when I left school, hoping to escape the scum but soon discovered it wasn’t just a Welsh thing…
‘Free kebab’ murder booths suggested by Anti-Scum Warrior sounds like a plan though, maybe someone can get Sony to make them?
@Calzone – Don’t think there are many games shops in Cardiff (apart from several Game stores and 1 Gamestation, maybe 1 Cex by the train station), Swansea’s a better bet but it tends to smell more. Not sure how you’d get that across through pictures.
Oh yeah, and I quite liked clicky linky thing at the top so I guess it’s Option 1 for me thanks. Does that come with chips?
April 6th, 2009 on 3:36 pm
I was at Cardiff Uni from ’97-00 and I always thought the centre of town was a pretty decent place at night, I only ever saw one fight and that was miles away in Roath. It would seem to have gone downhill a lot since I was there. :(
April 8th, 2009 on 3:07 am
If you don’t notice the scum in Cardiff then you ARE the scum.
April 15th, 2009 on 9:20 pm
No anonymous
You are the scum
Then anonymous was a chav