And now for the key change and some exclamation marks – there’s a new thing being made in the SEGA Toys factory of dreams!


It’s called the Uchiagehanabi. That name’s going to hurt export sales. It projects fireworks on the ceiling. It would appear that SEGA Toys development team has got stuck in a bit of a rut of only making things that project lights onto ceilings. Don’t let us be misunderstood here – we like lying on carpets looking at pretty lights, but it’s probably about time SEGA Toys got a new idea. We are ready for change.


And this looks RUBBISH.


Stolen from here, with additional pictures and videos available here – but there’s not much happening on the official product page.

That was a lot of tabs we had open at once, there. Nearly got confused and gave up on the whole thing.