ANOTHER CRAPPY PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT TO SPEND £149 ON THEN THROW IN THE BOTTOMLESS CUPBOARD OF MISERY YOU LAUGHABLY REFER TO AS A “LIFE”
And now for the key change and some exclamation marks – there’s a new thing being made in the SEGA Toys factory of dreams!
It’s called the Uchiagehanabi. That name’s going to hurt export sales. It projects fireworks on the ceiling. It would appear that SEGA Toys development team has got stuck in a bit of a rut of only making things that project lights onto ceilings. Don’t let us be misunderstood here – we like lying on carpets looking at pretty lights, but it’s probably about time SEGA Toys got a new idea. We are ready for change.
And this looks RUBBISH.
Stolen from here, with additional pictures and videos available here – but there’s not much happening on the official product page.
That was a lot of tabs we had open at once, there. Nearly got confused and gave up on the whole thing.
filed in THINGS THAT ARE BY COMPANIES VAGUELY AFFILIATED WITH SEGA, Uncategorized on Jul.03, 2009
July 3rd, 2009 on 11:46 am
Are you sure it isn’t a tool for the benefit of that queer order of quacks known as ‘gynaecologists’?
My cupboard has a bottom, and I’ve just hit it. No wait, there’s another pathetic attempt at a joke coming.
July 3rd, 2009 on 12:06 pm
This has been panned on pretty much every site I’ve seen it on, which is why it’s hard for me to admit I think it’s a neat idea. However, the actual implementation is awful and not worth £1.49. If they added some lasers and stuff, it could be as cool as the Laser Cosmos.
July 3rd, 2009 on 12:07 pm
If you had given up, Zorg, my life would have been 0.000001% worse (when averaged over the likely next 4 hours) so thanks.
If has a face. With a little cuboid goatee. And eyes on stalks. So would.
July 3rd, 2009 on 1:45 pm
This looks shit, but I genuinely want a SEGA Toys HomeStar Planetarium. Would be nice and relaxing for when I get home from the pub a bit drunk and angry.