BASE YOUR BUSINESS IN A FORMER OFFICIAL SEGA OFFICE SPACE!
In San Francisco? In need of a large amount of office space in a street that looks to be in a pretty “affordable” part of town? Don’t get too excited – it looks like someone’s already nicked the sign, unless it’s just been Photoshopped off the estate agent listing.
“I was in San Francisco earlier in the month on my way to a friend’s place, when I just happened to pass by the Sega of America building. I figured I’d try doing that “progressively getting closer to the focus of the image” thing you seem to like a lot.”
“The security is pretty tight; presumably to prevent people like me from coming in and asking them to make GOOD GAMES AGAIN. I doubt the overweight hipster secretary in the front even knows what VF5R is, since she’s too busy watching the latest Michael Jackson tribute videos on Youtube via her iPhone.”
“Just slightly ironic that Sega’s being advertised as AVAILABLE, when in fact they’ve never listened to their fans about anything ever.”
“Obligatory ‘I don’t know how to take pictures’ angle, complete with view obstructed by power lines.”
“It’s a sad day when the skies over Sega start to turn gray. I guess I’ll just cry myself to sleep tonight and wake up to swirls on carpets tomorrow- without Shenmue 3, VF5R, or a decent 3D Sonic game” -Alex.
filed in "NEWS", SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Aug.07, 2009
August 7th, 2009 on 3:41 pm
Reminds me of the Sega building in Shenmue. Which in turn made me cry.
THANKS A LOT.
August 7th, 2009 on 4:53 pm
You can imagine the dark days there when the Dreamcast was going down. There would have been a line of Sega employees on the roof dutifully getting ready to fling themselves over the edge rather than face a world where there’s no Shenmue III. They wouldn’t believe that today the most successful games system on the market would be one that favours serial masturbators, but they might take some solace in watching the Playstation brand crash and burn.
August 7th, 2009 on 5:14 pm
What constitutes a serial masturbator? I want to be clear where I stand.
August 7th, 2009 on 5:41 pm
Why are videogame company HQs always modernist nightmares? Nintendo’s Kyoto HQ is a big square with lots of square windows. Shouldn’t they look more like the Disney castle?
And me too: What is a serial masturbator? I’ve never managed to do it in parallel. The bottleneck is the number of cocks not hands.
August 7th, 2009 on 6:31 pm
A serial masturbator is someone who wanks onto the serial numbers of electronic devices.
August 7th, 2009 on 7:34 pm
Not to be confused with a cereal masturbator.
August 7th, 2009 on 8:16 pm
What constitutes a cereal masturbator? I want to be clear where I stand.
August 7th, 2009 on 9:03 pm
Not using yogurt on your Weetabix.
August 8th, 2009 on 11:10 am
I’m trying to cereal masturbate right now but I need that arm to work the spoon. Plus the housemates are wondering why I have an erection out at the breakfast table.
August 8th, 2009 on 7:55 pm
Breakfast? At 11.10? Tsk
Oh hang on, it’s Saturday. Carry on.
August 8th, 2009 on 10:29 pm
sometimes when you want a good 3D sonic game you gotta do it yourself, ala sonic robo blast 2 -> http://www.srb2.org/