But there was a terrible WARDROBE MALFUNCTION – Suzanne’s stupid period dress was too long to see her shoes, ankles or calves.

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We shouldn’t really give this sort shabby work the oxygen of publicity.

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Who on earth gets a celebrity in then puts them in clothes where you can’t see anything? We hate to demand sackings, but in this case there’s simply no other option.

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Suzanne Shaw must be really easy to hire.

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A few hundred quid for the afternoon and a taxi home?

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Maybe if we organise a whip-round.

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Everyone who contributes gets to stand next to her for 30 seconds. The largest donor gets to ask a question. That’s probably what happened here.