THERE WAS A PHOTOGRAPHER IN ATTENDANCE AT THE DS CHRISTMAS CAROL / SUZANNE SHAW EVENT
But there was a terrible WARDROBE MALFUNCTION – Suzanne’s stupid period dress was too long to see her shoes, ankles or calves.
We shouldn’t really give this sort shabby work the oxygen of publicity.
Who on earth gets a celebrity in then puts them in clothes where you can’t see anything? We hate to demand sackings, but in this case there’s simply no other option.
Suzanne Shaw must be really easy to hire.
A few hundred quid for the afternoon and a taxi home?
Maybe if we organise a whip-round.
Everyone who contributes gets to stand next to her for 30 seconds. The largest donor gets to ask a question. That’s probably what happened here.
filed in "NEWS", PROMOTIONAL IMAGES on Nov.02, 2009
November 2nd, 2009 on 12:12 pm
You’re demanding sacking? But surely if she’s wearing hessian sacking that’ll be just as bad?
And while I’m on the subject of bad, those pictures in the darkened alleyway – ignoring the bad flash, did they use a fish-eye lens for some reason or does the bloke of the left have a really odd-shaped head?
November 2nd, 2009 on 12:35 pm
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WOMAN?!
When you fastidiously avoid shit, you tend not to find out about most ‘famous’ people in the UK.
November 2nd, 2009 on 1:42 pm
I’d probably contribute nearly £2 for the cause.
November 2nd, 2009 on 3:08 pm
She’s not really famous. She was famous for about six months in 2001 as part of rubbish reality TV pop group Hear’Say. Which is why she’s probably doing stupid shit like this now.
P.S. Myleene FTW. Granted, you probably couldn’t hire her for a few hundred quid an afternoon.
November 2nd, 2009 on 3:14 pm
Myleene . . . Klass? Did I get one right?! She managed to get passed my defences by appearing everywhere ALL the time. Attractive, educated, talented (on the piano at least) yet strangely vacant and disconcerting.
November 2nd, 2009 on 5:12 pm
Only a man should wear gloves like that D:
November 2nd, 2009 on 8:26 pm
I don’t think they’re her hands with the gloves on… they’re the hands of the guy whose just laced the touch screen of that DS with chloroform.
November 2nd, 2009 on 10:07 pm
i feel i must add ‘nice muff’.
November 2nd, 2009 on 11:39 pm
Please sir, can I have some less? I know it’s the wrong book but fuck it, it still wouldn’t be funny even if it was.