SONIC T-SHIRT IN BBC3 BACKGROUND BIT-ROLE
A whole new generation of awkward children is being prepared to take our place! If we lock this boy in a bedroom for the next 14 years and feed him on toast, television and late-night free-to-air soft pornography, he may emerge as the next new UKR guest contributor.
“I was whiling away the time watching BBC Three’s magnificent hard-hitting reality drama Young Hairdresser of the Year, vaguely masturbating to several contestants while trying not to be put off by the Vernon Kay wannabe host, when suddenly my eye was caught by the sight of a small child. Before we all rush to call the police to my house, have a very careful look at the boy’s shirt”.
“I suspect that the roughly 4 seconds of airtime enjoyed by said shirt may be the most exposure Sonic has had on national television since 1927, and I have a very good grasp of time and other things like that” – Joseph.
filed in SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on Dec.01, 2009
December 1st, 2009 on 2:42 pm
Wou… oh never mind..
December 1st, 2009 on 4:12 pm
That lad could almost be me circa 1993. It never did get better than that Master System I got for Christmas with Sonic the Hedgehog as the pack in game and Alex Kidd in Miracle World built in. Except he’s got to make do with that Were-hog bollocks.
He won’t make it past his teens without a life sustaining nostalgia for the golden years of Sega. That’s future blood on your hands, Sega. BLOOD.
December 1st, 2009 on 8:53 pm
That late night, free-to-air softcore is getting a bit more dirty though. Those skanks are showing the accidental shot of quim these days. Allegedly.
December 1st, 2009 on 9:13 pm
Zorg has pretty much summed up my childhood there. And probably all of us who post here, to be fair.
I have an encyclopaedic knowledge of Shannon Tweed’s snatch. And that’s a skill you can’t put on a CV…