“VINTAGE” SEGA MAGAZINE ADVERTS
Not sure we agree with the vintage classification chosen by the submitter, as that would mean we’re technically also vintage. On the plus side, it might mean we finally qualify for having a woman come round on Mondays with seven frozen dinners to last us the whole week, which would enable MORE TIME ON THE INTERNET.
What’s this week’s pudding, Janet?
“Here’s a couple/three scans I took from a stack of old comics from the 80’s and 90’s. As they are SEGA, you’ll do a better job than I at posting them in an ‘amusing’ fashion.”
“I have nothing at all interesting to say about them. I apologise for the lack of sexual imagery or narcotic references. I apologise that they refer to the little known ‘Genesis’ Console, whatever that was” – Dr H.
It’s reached a point where we also have nothing interesting to say about them either. We could relay the anecdote about going into WHSmith every lunch time to feel the box of Streets of Rage but never actually buying it and then being retrospectively happy about that when we played it on the Mega CD compilation several years later and realised that it wasn’t very good anyway (The End), but that’s not exactly a dinner party classic.
filed in HISTORY on Apr.20, 2010
April 20th, 2010 on 12:07 pm
Hey you.
Gimme the Cyber Razor Cut.
April 20th, 2010 on 1:25 pm
Tch. I had to switch off my adblocker to see the ads, who’d have thought it, eh?
Still, nice to see Blaze doesn’t appear to be wearing any panties in pic 17 of the Streets of Rage ad.
Unfortunately, I’d just witnessed on the (possibly NSFW) linked blog, DrHamHock playing Uno on XBox Live whilst not wearing any underwear himself so Blaze’s effects were quickly negated. I guess Blaze was a bad influence on him?
Wouldn’t.
April 20th, 2010 on 1:59 pm
First off,
Kudos on the retro adverts, Dr.H, Really brought me back to a better time. Thanks
Secondly,
HOW DARE YOU! Streets of Rage is great! That’s wrong on so many levels. SOR 1 & 3 are the best Beat-em-up games ever to grace a console. You should all be ashamed….villians….Villians I say!
April 20th, 2010 on 2:16 pm
I think being a Sega fan these days automatically makes you vintage by default. It’s either that or a furry. Make your choice.
Yeah, I have fond memories of smashing “urban riff-raff” in the face with a baseball bat (my favourite SoR weapon) on the old Master System. Even now I indulge occasionally. Don’t know why they mentioned socks in that advert, though. Perhaps they’ll finally add a brick in a sock as a weapon when they get round to making SoR 4?
April 20th, 2010 on 4:30 pm
It took me exactly 0.45 of a second to get that “socks and belts” pun. Very clever.
Not sure what I think of the way Sonic’s arms are attached in that second image, though.
April 20th, 2010 on 4:38 pm
Well clearly you’ve never been to one of my dinner parties. If you came and told a classic like that it may even stir mother from her coma. Please come, it would just be good to hear the sound of a human voice again.
April 20th, 2010 on 8:16 pm
“marimo said:
I think being a Sega fan these days automatically makes you vintage by default. It’s either that or a furry. Make your choice”
I choose vintage…..
“floppylobster said:
Please come, it would just be good to hear the sound of a human voice again.”
Only if we can watch old Are you Being Served? Episodes after our meal.
April 21st, 2010 on 12:19 am
IMM FRREEEEE!
April 21st, 2010 on 1:41 am
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April 21st, 2010 on 7:17 am
Yes! I hope you’re not allergic to cats. It’s been raining lately and my pussy would get soaking wet from being exposed outdoors.
April 21st, 2010 on 8:51 am
“Chatpad Cunt”
April 26th, 2010 on 3:26 pm
Wait! Don’t go! I still haven’t used the joke about my pussy flap rusting shut.
May 8th, 2010 on 1:37 am
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