Archive for July, 2010:

“AND THAT. AND THAT. AND THAT. AND THAT. AND THAT…”

This will make everything seem marginally less bad. We suspect it was already broken.

“Here is a good video of my friend smashing a PS2. You would never find it unless we told you it was here” – Andy.

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SHOCKING FOOTAGE OF A DREAMCAST RITUAL KILLING

The intoxicating jungle rhythms make the scene appear even more PRIMAL and unsettling.

“Who knows what kind of ‘issues’ were being had with it, but I highly doubt it called for destroying what looked to be at least a good Dreamcast to use for parts” – Alex.

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A DREAMCAST CONTROLLER MADE OUT OF SOAP

From the mad world of Etsy. Obviously. It’s an apple-scented, Dreamcast controller-shaped bar of soap, that’ll be ideal ideal for lubing yourself up with from the safety of behind a double-locked bathroom door.

dreamcast soap

“Saw this and thought of you! Best reason to have a wash ever… although it would be a shame to sully it for such a base use. Mind you, I almost didn’t bother sending this since you totally ignored the last (almost as worthwhile!) thing I sent – which spookily was sent exactly a year ago tomorrow” – Nik.

AN APOLOGY TO EVERYONE:
We currently have 472 unread emails in the public-facing email inbox. Your amazing SEGA thing might be one of those, so if it was VERY AMAZING please do send it in again. Mark it VERY AMAZING SEGA THING. Thanks.

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CORRUPTION AT THE VERY HEART OF ‘SONIC THE COMIC’

There was a mole within Sonic The Comic, who gave out prizes to people who drew and distributed sick Robotnik propaganda illustrations. No wonder “things” soon started going wrong.

robotnik rules

“I remembered what the other-other thing I wanted to send you was. I have attached it. It is an image in a magazine which my friend drew, winning him an upside down sonic watch. It’s a pretty crap submission, I’m not really sure it warranted a follow up email, but the attachment is all uploaded now so I’m sending it anyway. Bye” – H.

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“THE SEGA MEGA DRIVE’S MODEM HAS HIT THE STREETS”

“Naturally the games have to be modem compatible, and obviously you can’t use it in Britain at the moment” – classic WE HAVE NO NEW CONTENT import coverage of a SEGA product.

We do miss eight-page features on Japanese games you can’t buy or understand.

sega mega drive modem

“Here’s a quick head tip to the Sega Modem from Raze 1991. At least the reviewer knew the real possibilities of the hardware rather than the fantasy that we all believed it would be. My scanner refuses to scan at more than 72dpi at the moment but let me know if you want a better scan and I’ll take it in to the office” – You Likee.

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