This probably is one of you lot. Look at you, reading your book and sitting next to a woman, while on the way to a proper job! Well done.


“Good morning. As I was traveling on the London Underground this morning I spotted a business man in a suit. He was reading a book whilst wearing a very old looking Sonic The Hedgehog bag. I understand that you have disowned Sonic, but spare a thought for the die-hard fans” – Kaif.