PHOTOS OF SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR WE ARE ALLOWED TO USE
Can’t get in trouble for having these photos of Sophie sitting in clear view on the desktop, as she’s doing something about and for video games. There’s an Xbox logo and everything. We’d be allowed to print these out, even.
Nice, but no shoes. We can’t construct an elaborate but believable fantasy scenario about meeting her at a press event and things leading to other things without knowing what…
…that’s better. Black ones. Shame you can’t see the toes but at least there’s a small amount on instep on offer. She probably would’ve charged extra for showing toes. Here’s the press release as a thank you to Microsoft.
KINECT FOR XBOX 360 ‘COMES TO YOU’ GIVING THE UK A TASTE OF CONTROLLER-FREE GAMING
Kinect Comes To Your Back Yard
www.facebook.com/kinectforxbox360
LONDON – Thursday 23 September 2010 –Xbox 360 announces today the launch of a nationwide competition, giving UK consumers the chance to experience the magic of controller-free gaming in their very own back yard. The ‘Kinect Comes To You’ competition will roll out at the end of September 2010, with members of the general public being invited to submit their reasons as to why Kinect for Xbox 360 should come to their local town, school, village, road or even backyard.
The competition mechanic is simple. Consumers need to submit their entries via the official Facebook site at http://www.facebook.com/KinectForXbox360 by 6th October 2010, encouraging friends, family and community members to get involved too by voting for their entry! The three most compelling and creative will be chosen by the ‘Kinect Comes to You’ judging panel and will see the Kinect for Xbox 360 experience brought into the heart of their local community. The judging panel comprises of singer and model Sophie Ellis Bextor; Microsoft UK & Ireland’s Director of Xbox and Entertainment, Stephen McGill; and Nick Burton, Executive Producer of Technology & Communications at Rare Studios.
Sophie Ellis Bextor comments, “I’m really excited to be announcing ‘Kinect Comes to You’, where we’re giving someone the chance to experience Kinect, before it hits the shops. Whoever wins this opportunity I’m sure, like me, will have a great time experiencing the amazing world of Kinect!” Fellow judge, Stephen McGill, also has high hopes for the competition: “This is an open invitation for people of all ages here in the UK to join the Kinect party and to be amongst the first to play the fun-filled array of new, controller-free Kinect games. I’m looking forward to reading what I anticipate will be some highly imaginative entries.” While Nick Burton from Rare Studios, adds: “Rare has been intimately involved with the Kinect story since its inception. In addition to developing the Kinect Sports title, the studio is thrilled to be involved with the Kinect Comes to You initiative. I too hope that communities throughout the UK will be quick to enter what promises to be a once-in-a-lifetime Kinect experience.”
Xbox 360 is also pleased to announce that the UK Kinect Tour, which launched in August 2010 has added additional tour dates thanks to its exploding popularity. The additional dates (subject to change), are as follows:
DATES LOCATION
Ireland National Ploughing Champs- September 20th – 26th
Liverpool City Centre – September 25th
Manchester – September 26th
Bristol – October 16th
Cardiff – October 17th
Edinburgh – October 30th
Glasgow – October 31st
Newcastle – November 13th
Leeds – November 14thVisitors to the Kinect Tour will also be able to have their play session filmed with a 25 second video clip created which can be accessed through www.kinect.me and shared with friends and family and across social networks. To find out more visit www.facebook.com/kinectforxbox360.
Launching on 10th November 2010, Kinect for Xbox 360 is a revolutionary new experience which brings games and entertainment to life in extraordinary new ways, doing away with the need for a controller and letting people play with their arms, legs, feet, hands and head.
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September 27th, 2010 on 5:38 pm
Three points.
1. Is that her toilet in the second pic? I’d always imagined there’d be more cat litter than that…
2. That ‘Matteo’ written by her knees – is that the same Matteo as from here?
3. Facebook? Get thee to fuck.
September 27th, 2010 on 6:22 pm
So someone said to her “here’s some money, go and stand in front of some advertising shit” and she said “NO! My artistic integrity won’t allow me to stoop so low as to hawk other people’s products!” and then the man from Microsoft said, “We’ve got your kids” and so she reluctantly agreed for the sake of her children.
That’s the only possible explanation because I refuse to believe she’s some kind of corporate whore that will do anything for attention and money. Refuse point blank to believe it.
Btw, saw her mum in a park when it was snowing one year. I gave her the full spiel about how I am so glad her daughter isn’t a corporate whore. The colour drained from her face, I suspect she remembered the gas was on or something.
September 27th, 2010 on 6:27 pm
Sophie… Would
Kinect… Not with a shitty stick
September 27th, 2010 on 7:24 pm
[WOULD]
because a wouldn’t button is for gays
September 27th, 2010 on 7:28 pm
Her knees look a bit carpet burned, it’s good to know she’s keen on being taken from behind.
September 27th, 2010 on 10:53 pm
I would luuuv to make sweet, sweet, hardcore sex to her.
September 27th, 2010 on 10:54 pm
Even if she does sound identical to Neil Tennant when she sings.
September 28th, 2010 on 12:57 am
First picture, Day 1 in the Microsoft Kinect for Xbox 360 Promotional Isolation Booth(tm): All parameters nominal.
Second picture, Day 4: Some obvious signs of psychological strain, subject has begun to draw on the walls in a desperate attempt at self-expression.
Third picture, Day 9 [REDACTED]: Subject has eaten own shoes and most of carpet. Subject has commenced 24-hour wailing, and has transcribed first half of Old Testament onto walls using own faeces.
September 28th, 2010 on 9:14 am
wouldn’t. She has a jaw like David Coulthard
September 28th, 2010 on 4:50 pm
The 2nd pic isnt her toilet. It is a “faux” toilet constructed for the filming of her new movie, which I am led to believe is a “glory hole gonzo” film. Whatever that may be, I have been asked if my cock would be interested in featuring. It said yes.
The last commone though has let me to think it could be an elaborate Jeremy Beadle-style setup though whereby I am sucked off by David Coulthard. Beggars cant be choosers though.