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THINGS THAT SEGA ARE MAKING INSTEAD OF DREAMCAST 2

Kicking off a new series we’re calling ‘Things that Sega are making instead of Dreamcast 2’ is:

Some stupid gay dog that does hand stands:


His name is Lucky. Lucky is a stupid name. Only stupid things are called Lucky. Lucky is a cat’s name at best. A stupid cat’s name. I knew someone who had a cat calld Lucky. The daft thing was always getting run over. It’s dead now. That’ll learn it.

Here’s a video. The best bit is when the woman tells them to do a hand stand and two of them smash their stupid little faces on the table. One appears to actually fall backwards. It probably dies.


Well done Sega. Don’t bother with Shenmue 3. Just keep spunking money away on things like this instead.

filed in Uncategorized on Aug.04, 2008

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MASSIVE SONIC!!!

This is way better than Dreamcast pants!

Look! FUCKING MASSIVE it is! Unless the car is really small

Ebay is great. It gives people like me the opportunity to do a really quick update with minimal effort.

The seller wants a thousand dollars for it, or 500 quid in proper money. The greedy fucker.

Auction here

filed in Massive, Sonic on Apr.24, 2008

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SONIC SHOES THAT ARE NOWHERE NEAR AS GOOD AS YOU ARE IMAGINING THEM TO BE

Want to look like a twat?

Unable to tie shoe laces?

Got small feet?

If so, then these are for you:


They seem to be based on that Sonic anime series that initially sounded quite good, but ultimately ended up being complete shite due to the inclusion of that stupid kid and those even stupider robots.

Also, there seems to be lots of random BLOCK CAPITALS in the item description, which leads me to believe that The Swill Man might be the seller.

Ebay auction here

filed in Uncategorized on Mar.31, 2008

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SOMETHING ABOUT SONIC AND BLUE SKIES

This is what the Japanese version of Sonic & Knuckles looks like:


Below is a close up of the writing beneath the logo:

I bet having the sun laugh at you would be soul destroying and EXACTLY like that time at school when the classroom erupted in ecstasy after you mistakenly expected it to only come out as a trump.

Ironically, this was the very first thing I ever sent in to Zorg but it never got featured. This was probably due to it being too rubbish. I may as well start as I mean to go on though.

filed in Uncategorized on Mar.26, 2008

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