THINGS THAT SEGA ARE MAKING INSTEAD OF DREAMCAST 2
Kicking off a new series we’re calling ‘Things that Sega are making instead of Dreamcast 2’ is:
His name is Lucky. Lucky is a stupid name. Only stupid things are called Lucky. Lucky is a cat’s name at best. A stupid cat’s name. I knew someone who had a cat calld Lucky. The daft thing was always getting run over. It’s dead now. That’ll learn it.
Here’s a video. The best bit is when the woman tells them to do a hand stand and two of them smash their stupid little faces on the table. One appears to actually fall backwards. It probably dies.
Well done Sega. Don’t bother with Shenmue 3. Just keep spunking money away on things like this instead.
filed in Uncategorized on Aug.04, 2008