BREAKS OUT THE CLICHED BUT SADLY APPLICABLE TEETH JOKE: “Super Monaco for Mega Drive, is it your favourite game? Well it god damn should be because I just found the SEGA Flag Man in it. Maybe you knew he was there all along? Maybe you have some sprite debugger thing that looks through the source code of old games for sprites made of red pixels that flap around like Heath Ledger on prescription meds? I dunno what goes on over there in England, but it’s certainly not brushing your teeth for the majority of your population so I thought I may as well send this to you.”

“I’ve taken pictures with a camera phone of my Cable Ready Teac TV to record the event for future generations. Perhaps in twenty or thrity years people will look back and say: ‘Australia never did get cable, so why did they buy a bucket load of cable ready TVs?'”

From a “Simon” who provided no explanation as to how he happened upon the image.

“I found this picture of a girl on the internet wearing a Sonic t-shirt. Unfortunately you don’t get to see the whole t-shirt, but you do get to see knickers, so that may be some consolation. Not sure where I found it, but I’m sure if you type ’emo slut’ into Google it should be on one of those pages” – [GeekPunk]. A.K.A. Darth Canis.

It’s not always obvious it says SEGA to the mature, non-urban eye, but there are some superb 1980s SEGA fonts in the collection. Thanks to extremely urban reader “Danny” for the find.

“Heard you’re literally posting anything these days, so here’s a picture of a painting called ‘NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY SEGA WITH HARRISON FORD’ by some bloke called Brandon Bird” – Beef.

“Fuck it. I can’t stop now, as Ulala becomes smaller and smaller I’m reminded of the Lara peephole shots and find myself getting aroused. Zorg said he would put a stop to this agony so I guess I’m calling his bluff. I know this whole thing is going nowhere, so that alone should be reason enough to post it. I didn’t know how to keep it ‘fresh’, so I haven’t bothered. No gimmicks this time, just pure unadulterated internet misery. Don’t let that stop you enjoying it though, as we pull back further and further into uncharted waters it’s like looking at a whole week’s worth of UK:R updates all in one hit” – Glen.

Reader “Some Random UKR Reader” suggests skipping to the 44 seconds point if you’re pressed for time.

Taken by Dan.

Dan sent in one of these photos based in a pub.

Dan either has an alcohol problem or a wide and varied social life.

CVG won the war to upload the press release first, which is miraculous given the complexity of the CMS the poor chaps have to deal with.