E3 SAVED: VIEWTIFUL JOE VFX BATTLE FOR PSP ANNOUNCED :)

“VFX Battle will be the first game in the series to introduce competitive gameplay into the cel-shaded beat ’em up franchise”

:)

E3 RUNNING TOTAL: 0

E3 DISASTER: FINAL FIGHT “STREETWISE” ANNOUNCED :(

“Respect will be the main gameplay element of Final Fight: Streetwise”

:(

IGN: Final Fight Returns

E3 RUNNING TOTAL: -1

FRAG DOLLS — EXCLUSIVE REVIEW

EXCLUSIVE! First review of the entirely fabricated girl gaming clan:

Wouldn’t, would, wouldn’t, would, would, would, might.

OVERALL: 4.5/7


E3 PHOTOS! QUAKE IV FOR XBOX 360 REVEALED!

Sensational developments here at the LIVE E3 newsdesk! Publisher Activision has just announced Quake IV for Xbox 360, complete with a full press release outlining crucial gameplay elements:

“QUAKE 4 utilizes the power of our groundbreaking DOOM 3 engine to transport players into a war-torn science-fiction universe graphically realized like never before,” said Todd Hollenshead, CEO, id Software. “We’re excited to bring the next generation experience to a new breed of console game fans.”

QUAKE 4 is the first game to utilize id Software’s revolutionary DOOM 3 technology. In the game, you are Matthew Kane, an elite member of Rhino Squad and Earth’s valiant invasion force. Fight alone, with your squad, and in hover tanks and mechanized walkers as you engage in a heroic mission into the heart of the Strogg war machine. But, in this epic war between worlds, the only way to defeat the Strogg is to become one of them. Battle through early missions as a deadly marine, then after your capture as a marine-turned-Strogg with enhanced abilities and the power to turn the tide of the war.

See it here FIRST in our exclusive photo:

Check back soon for more live E3 photos!

E3: LIVE PHOTO UPDATES!

Yes, that’s right! Throughout E3 we’ll be on-hand to report LIVE all the latest E3 developments! We’ll be refreshing News Now and IGN up to 500 times a day — so you don’t have to.

Check back soon for more live E3 photos!

NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO GO TO E3?

That’s OK, neither are we.

On the plus side, all the important people with the ability to sack us are away for the next week, so we can, you know, go MAD!

It’s no fun when nobody’s reading.

XBOX 360 — MAGNETICALLY PULLING YOU INTO THE LIVING ENTERTAINMENT EXPERIENCE

We’ve got to get jobs in marketing. Whoever wrote this probably earned 50 grand. We could’ve done it in ten minutes for, say, a couple of free games.


TECMO GETS ITS TITS OUT AGAIN

There’s an astonishingly great feature over at 1-Up about Team NINJA’s latest development of the awesome Ninja Gaiden — Ninja Gaiden Black. It’s a great piece of Old Games Journalism.

It also includes some of Team NINJA’s finest breast work:

Nice, but we wouldn’t want to be tossed off by that hand.


IMPORTANT EMILY BOOTH NEWS!

She’s on TV this weekend, talking about war films. Yes, whenever we need an opinion about a war film we always turn to actress/model Emily Booth.

This is taken from the Emily Booth Newsletter, which, er, someone must’ve signed us up for as a joke one time:

Greetings to all you Emily Booth fans ‘outTHERE’!

This is just a quick reminder that Emily will be taking part in ‘The 100 Greatest War Films’ which is being shown on Channel 4 this weekend. The first part is being shown on Saturday May 14th at 9:20pm and the show concludes on Sunday night at 9pm.

For details about the latest offers from Bouff.tv including info about the superb Bits series 5 DVD check out the latest Bouff.tv online newsletter:

Emily Booth Newsletter

AND THE REAL REASON WE DID THIS NEWS:

Renowned war film expert and one-time Bits star Emily Booth, modelling the Queen’s Royal Grenadiers Fifth Regiment swimming uniform.

SEGA — GIVEN THE BENEFIT OF OUR DOUBT

This is Sega’s new Xbox 360 game. It’s called Full Auto and it revolves around cars with guns on.

Games about cars with guns on are always rubbish. Apart from, maybe, this one. Because it’s by Sega!

Let’s hope the cars can be modded and the game’s presented by Snoop “Doggy” Dogg and you can TXT UR CREW. That would make it even better!

*CRYING AS WE TYPE SMILEY FACE*