As soon as May ended it was quick as a flash into June.

June

Tomorrow – July!

May was packed with events.

May

Later today – June!

This year’s heart-warming Christmas story is an enjoyable doom-laden fact-filled piece from the Wall Street Journal, all about how PS3 is (a) shite and (b) doing really badly.

Merry Christmas, Mr Stringer, sir!

SELECTED WORDS FROM THE REPORT:

“…aren’t promising”

“…fell”

“…flat or lower”

“…may not reach its goal”

“…sales decline”

“…heavy blow”

“…two years of losses”

“…poor sales”

“…backfiring”

“…PS3 an afterthought to game publishers”

“…it’s possible to buy a Blu-ray player and an Xbox 360 for less than a PS3”

“…still losing money on every PS3 it sells”

“…lack of attractive titles”

Wishing everyone at Sony an equally blunder-filled and hilariously poor 2009. Love, your friends at UKR.

The second quarter of 2008 started with April.

April

Tomorrow – May!

The first quarter of 2008 ended with March.

March

Later today – April.

Hot on the heels of January came February.

February

Next week – March!

The year started with January.

January

Later today – February!

HAPPY…

CHRISTMAS…

YOU LITTLE…

SHITS.

AN UNUSUAL APOLOGY REGARDING THE LARGE FILE SIZE OF THE ORIGINAL PHOTOS:
“PS: Sorry about the pic size, but my Photoshop CS3 doesn’t work any more. Do you know were to get a licence without getting yet another non-STD infection?” – Xmas Viral Marketing Victim.

A reader, who has presumably come of age and decided it’s time to start wearing proper clothes from the adult section, has decided he doesn’t want his Sonic hat any more.

So you can have it.

“Found this while rifling through some old stuff. Just look at the attention to detail. It’s even got a Sonic-branded label inside! They don’t make ’em like they used to, etc etc. And here’s the best bit… you can have it! Keep it, wear it or give it to away to a reader in some UK:R mega competition… the choice is yours.”

“Seriously, it’s only going to charity if you say no. If you do want it, give me a shout soon as I’m leaving the country after Xmas! (don’t print my name please!)” – MR X.

The first person to email UKR saying they want it can have it. Or, at least, we’ll forward your email address to MR X and ask him to post it to you, if he can be bothered. Then you might get it in the post. It’s like a Christmas present.

Some statistical news people have decided it costs Sony $448 to make each PlayStation3, so if you’re thinking about getting one to laugh at or smash in a brutal revenge smashing, do so now while it still HURTS THE ENEMY BOTTOM LINE.

And hurts the enemy bottom itself.