“Alright there! Just thought I share this SEGAGAGA clip I stumbled across on YouTube. Stumbled across around 11pm with my pants down, that’s how f**kin’ ace this clip is. It’s a mini game from one of the last great Dreamcast games ever, SGGG! The whole idea of the game is to destroy SEGA’s history. Make sure you watch it right till the end (with a few boxes of Kleenex) and keep a look out for the quality Mega Drive 32X CD intro” – Lo.

And since everyone’s going to say this is a shit update as it’s just a link to a YouTube video, here’s another one.

They will also stop you from complaining that one of the steering wheels on Daytona USA isn’t very responsive any more.

They will stop you complaining about having to wait five minutes for a go on Street Fighter IV.

They will also stop you complaining about having to pay £2 for a go on OutRun2.

They will stop you complaining about the fierce punch button being a bit temperamental.

They will stop you complaining about the state of the decor.

They will make you happy to not be in North Korea.

And then sad about the people in North Korea.

But then happy again about not being in North Korea.

Sent in by a man who we’d better not refer to by name. Thanks very much, Mr Mystery!

Three cute mascots in one photo? That’s overkill.

“Whilst browsing through a tiny shop in central Beijing last month, I decided to get a new toothbrush. A quick glance around and this horrendous artefact jumped out and prompted a photograph from yours truly. Notice the wispy white beard, the long tail and disgusting bulge at the back of his head” – Adam.

Nuke China. This shame must be stopped.

You can download it here. It’s an executable file for a PC. We have tried it and nothing bad seemed to happen to the computer. It did insist on downloading some DirectX components, but on the plus side it didn’t attempt to dial a premium-rate sex chat line that terminates in Brazil.

The EU Bikini Rule (1994) earns this batch an automatic 10/10.

“This caught my eye at Cardiff Airport on the way to Edinburgh – two arcades in the airport. The first with Sega Rally in, and the second with ManxTT and OutRun2. Awesome.”

“My missus did seem to think that the Wii release of Samba de Amigo was all fresh and exciting and that. I would have kicked the arse out of making the point that the Dreamcast was about about half a billion years before its time, but frankly I could have done without the hassle for the rest of the day. Take it easy!”

This one came in from a separate source. A man called “Daniel” gives us a slightly wider angle. This does not make us want to go anywhere near Cardiff Airport.

The PC tech demo can be had here. It’s three separate and extremely small scenes that just about run on a three-month-old PC that cost £300 three months ago and has an Intel E8200 inside it and whatever Dell is using for free graphics cards these days.

That image right there is what turned it around. Very nice. We still give it six months before the team falls apart amid acrimony and the project is binned, though. No one will want to “do” all of Metropolis Zone in their spare time for free.

“Here’s another photo to add to your collection. It’s out of the daily newspaper for Staffordshire ‘The Sentinel’. It was even front page news for the first edition, which shows how desperate for newsworthy stories we can be in Stoke on Trent. It’s Sonic visiting a local primary school, nice blur effects I must say, even though he’s Standing still. Enjoy – Al.”

Another 100% solid gold Ubisoft classic.

That chair is the Unwensch, available for £129.

“Then I did a video game. Sales figures are unavailable.”