Woman in white trousers talks about exercising. Definite possible Last Ever UKR Update candidate.
NINTENDO: Relaunching the trousersuit in Q3 2009.
Now HERE’S something we could get into.
Watching a whole press conference was a bad idea. But at least it looks like there’s going to be a new batch of lifestyle photography coming out.
filed in Uncategorized on Jun.02, 2009
Never thought we’d ever have the honour of cutting & pasting the phrase “1987 Werner Herzog/Klaus Kinski movie”.
“Time to raise the standards of your postings significantly. This is not just another swirl sighting – I seem to have stumbled upon the very origin of the Dreamcast logo – a 1987 Werner Herzog/Klaus Kinski movie titled ‘Cobra Verde’.”
“You can clearly see the Dreamcast swirls in the court of the African king – the exact same swirls of the Dreamcast logo, rotated a bit, as demonstrated in the 2nd shot” – VMS.
filed in Uncategorized on Jun.02, 2009
E3 2009 summary – the remaining living Beatles. Steven Spielberg. And a webcam thing that is NOT FOR US.
It is for youths to pose near.
And for women to talk to other women with. This is another potential candidate for the Last UKR Update Ever.
filed in Uncategorized on Jun.01, 2009
The good news is she’s made up a new costume. The bad news is… everything and everyone else in the photographs.
Taken from the latest gathering of people who find this sort of thing acceptable.
LINK REMOVED AT REQUEST OF CERTAIN CONCERNED PARTIES…
filed in Uncategorized on Jun.01, 2009
Here’s how it works.
Hope that clears it up. The figure of “35” is a rough estimate and not based on actual webmaster age.
filed in Uncategorized on May.29, 2009
The last 12 years have just come full circle. We should’ve saved the bold/capital letters headline for this sort of exciting announcement.
Off to listen to Sonic R on the headphones in bed. There may well be a bit of masturbation. Don’t worry, Richard, we’ll switch to thinking about women and tits for the climax.
filed in Uncategorized on May.28, 2009
Everybody will soon be SUPER SONIC RACING again!
The slightly cumbersome name for this is “Sonic & SEGA All-Star Racing“. Presumably calling it “Sonic R 2” was deemed too much of a sales deathwhish even for the SEGA of today.
We have already despatched several emails regarding the availability of Richard Jacques for soundtrack duties.
If Jacques isn’t on-board it will be the greatest TRAVESTY of the modern gaming era. Or at least the greatest travesty since Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.
It also won’t be the same without huge chunks of scenery appearing two feet away from your character’s body.
CVG says it’s being handled by Sumo Digital, so it ought to be a solid 7/10 at least. There’s a video of it on that web site about videos.
THE PRESS RELEASE:
In a frantic battle to the chequered flag, Sonic and friends speed around tracks set in mediaeval castle ramparts, lush rainforests and bustling cities, all taken from the visually rich and varied universes of Sonic and SEGA. Fan favourites such as Dr. Eggman, Tails, AiAi, Amigo and many more will join Sonic in their custom built vehicles, revving their engines and jostling to stay ahead of the pack. Each character will speed around the track in cars, planes, motorbikes, and in Aiai’s case – a banana mobile! Secret short cuts, swift handling and avoiding strategically placed obstacles are certainly the best way to get to the top of the podium…
But winning is only part of the fun in Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing! Each character has a specific All Star move – such as Super Sonic, Banana Blitz and Tails Tornado – that allows a quick way for competitors to get back into the race! Power ups and weapons can also be collected around the tracks and used against the opposition to ensure they don’t become a threat to that number one position.
Battle it out in single or multiplayer mode, allowing up to four friends to race in frantic split-screen action, or up to eight players to compete online in the ultimate racing showdown.
Can Amigo scramble Dr. Eggman? Will AiAi say bye-bye to Tails? Are you gonna be faster than Sonic? The race will start in 2010…
filed in Uncategorized on May.28, 2009
So whatever did become of our favourite internet gaming punchbags?
JAM: Discovered in a lay-by off the A39 outside of Bideford.
SARIN: Dredged up from a stream near the river Avon, north of Salisbury.
KITT: Torso found by walkers in a ditch in the New Forest.
LUCKY: Excavated from beneath house extension in Reading area.
VOODOO: Still just about alive!!
filed in Uncategorized on May.28, 2009
New Low of the Week(TM) achieved by Wednesday!
“I found this today at the local thrift store. I also found that lovely comic, which I was able to enjoy up until I found out that the lead writer is a legitimate furry, not just a presumed one. It makes me think of all of those times where a lady in a cartoon is wearing something that you know should be showing off massive cleavage, but Disney or Nelvana or whoever don’t want kids to get the wrong idea about anatomy. And then, suddenly, you have your first little erection in that brief flash where you find out that the Dark Queen in the Battletoads pilot does not actually have wafer tits. Innocent enough, until you realize it was probably done by a bored, lonely animator who made sure to save that cel and toss it on the jerk pile. Oh, and it’s a nice silky tie” – Kevin.
filed in Uncategorized on May.27, 2009
World seems a ‘different place’ following sensational internet discovery.
Another superb contender for Last Ever UKR Update.
filed in Uncategorized on May.26, 2009
THIS IS HOW IT ALWAYS ENDS