“It’s amazing. Well worth listening to for the full 2 hours. And in case you’re curious, the Outrun bit is around the 70 minute mark. It deviates somewhat from games afterwards, but it’s still brilliant” – Ben.

“I was walking around the part of town that is known for street art and what have you when I came across this and almost shat a brick or five. I made everyone I was with come to a freaking halt and wait on my overly caffeinated and giddy self so I could take teh piczors you now have. Anyways hope you enjoy and all that lovely crap. Your friendly neighbourhood Sir Kittens” – Sir Kittens.

Found by a man called “Matt” who, incredibly, saw this and thought we might like it. We had no idea we were so easy to read.

Stuff like this is what we’re interested in.

We are not interested in stuff like this.

Playing it really feels like you’re a man sitting on the internet looking at a counter and wondering if there’s ever going to be anything more than this to the next 40 years of your life. Congratulations, Hideo! 9/10.

“Whilst perusing fabrics with which to cover a slightly grotty sofa I bought for £30 (plus £5 for help to carry it back to my house) I came across this shop in Brixton, in south London.”

“Whilst not much to look at from the front, it opened out into a huge room full of nice rolls of fabric to buy. The real star though, is the carpet (see attached, slightly rubbish iPhone photos).”

“I bought 14 metres of a dark turquoise fabric” – Jason.

There is no specific associated imagery. Just a screen grab of the page and a link. If there was a specific associated image it would be something poorly Photoshopped, like the head of Ronnie Biggs on Spyro the Dragon’s body.

Sent in by a “Simon”. Simon is to blame. It was Simon’s idea. When this poor girl is found sobbing and broken in a motorway service station three months from now after a sustained internet hate/stalking campaign, remember it was all because of Simon.

Fortunately, Etsy doesn’t allow comments below items.

“I was watching a trailer for new Xbox Live Arcade / PSN game ‘Flock!’ by UK developer Proper Games and it looks like they’ve been following your Dreamcast logo search.”

“The latest game trailer features an alien space-ship creating the Dreamcast logo via in-game crop circles! So now the game features everyone’s two favourite things in the whole wide world. Dreamcast… and sheep! I’ve attached some screen-caps for your convenience” – Joe.

No, Joe, thank you for adhering to the three-photos-revealing-ever-more rule. And for doing the hard work with the captures. And for sending this in five months ago.

Spotted by reader “Orta” who was taken out for the day and allowed to have an ice cream.

“As you seem to publish just about everything with a sega logo of some form, here’s a picture of a SEGA sign taken from a tram in Hong Kong in late March 2009. You might want to crop out the blurry bit of tram before publishing it, if you can be bothered” – Michael.

Couldn’t be bothered.