By Rod Chaytor, who doesn’t really know what he’s doing but his heart is in the right place.

Found by a particularly urban and streetwise reader called “Andrew” who alerted us to the original artiste’s presence on a social network called MySpace that is apparently all the rage these days.

Taken from some Dutch web site which is currently featuring a virtual tour of Sumo Digital’s office. We were not sent the images, which hurts.

“The Girlfriend got this in a DVD case for some film she recently bought off off Play. She didn’t throw it out because she thought I would find it funny, or tragic, or something. Which is why I’m with her, really. She has an understanding of Playstation Hate.

“If anyone else sends you this, then I might be able to get a few extra points as the fingers there are hers. Yes. A real woman. Who’s a final year medical student and as such has put those fingers inside people. The photo isn’t high-res enough to zoom in on the individual skin cells, but it’s probably enough for the average UK:R fan to crack a few off to” – The Castrator.

“I took the attached pic at Tokyo Games Show 2008 last year. I can’t remember how I found your site (probably the North Korea arcade update) but it reminded me of something else and THAT reminded me of the photo and… oh hell, here it is. Suggested Caption: ‘Bad Sonic! Stop that at once!’ or something” – DD.

“In the spirit of the experimental nature of this thing, I’m going to take it in a new direction today. So here’s a photo of my reply to Ben’s photo of him giving the finger to my photo of a photo of this site. (I’m giving a friendly wave back to Ben). I’m pretty sure a whole new way of communication has just been invented! It’s as convoluted and unnecessary as wearing top hats and tipping them to each other. At long last bringing digital technology into the Victorian age.”

“So as not to alienate the core fans of the original project I have also included a photo of my photo of my photo of my photo of your site. While the tenuous connection linking this to Sonic slips perilously close to breaking point I will endeavour to push on until it snaps. Tension is mounting though as my camera battery is running low and there’s some doubt over whether I can be bothered recharging it” – Glen.

OK, that’s it. Glen, we’re pulling you out before you take any more damaging blows to the brain. No more. Thanks.

We think the idea is you stick it on the end of your penis so it’s like you’re actually having sex with Tails.

These are the ones for people with smaller penises who want to have imaginary sex with Tails while “on the go”.

“It was never supposed to go this far but a man in the internet told me to do it, so here it is – a photo taken of a photo that I took of your site. That photo being a photo I took of an earlier photo I had taken of your site. The original photo being of a photo I took of a word verification received from your site that was slightly Sonic-related. In brief – a photo of my photo of my photo on your site. This may be getting tiresome for some, but my enthusiasm is only slightly dulled.

“I am quite sure I won’t be able to describe it correctly next time, so we may have reached the end of the road here, but what a ride it’s been. As exciting / retarded as this may seem to some of your readers it’s hard to deny that this was all real, happening right here, right now, on computer screens around the world. The internet was made for this sort of livewire concept and I am humbled to have been a part of it. But for now I must put on some pants and go and feed the cat. Thank you all, and thank you Zorg” – Glen.

“In the interests of finally following through with something in my life, as promised, here is the photo of my photo on your site. It didn’t turn out as interesting as I thought it would be as I had imagined some sort of mirror within a mirror effect taking place, but clearly that didn’t eventuate. So, in order to add some interest to the shot, I zoomed out a little (by that I mean moved the camera backward) and included the localised advertisement that I received. I imagine this will be different for all your readers around the world, some of whom seem to be very ‘up’ on this technology thing” – Glen.

Maybe in five years time we’ll put it on a Flickr account and say it’s ours and we took it and that we used to go to places and do things.