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SHOCKING FOOTAGE OF A DREAMCAST RITUAL KILLING

The intoxicating jungle rhythms make the scene appear even more PRIMAL and unsettling.

“Who knows what kind of ‘issues’ were being had with it, but I highly doubt it called for destroying what looked to be at least a good Dreamcast to use for parts” – Alex.

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WHAT SORT OF THING DO YOU THINK EMILY BOOTH MIGHT BE UP TO NOWADAYS?

Regional Welsh Assembly reporter on Newsnight? Special correspondent on Israeli affairs for Channel 4 News? Or bouncing around in rubber underwear for the benefit of men on the internet?

Yes, she’s the new special correspondent on Israeli affairs for Channel 4 News. Apparently Jon Snow hired her personally after seeing her showreel.

Videos submitted by a man whose email address doesn’t really look much like a name, so we’ll just call him “Rainski”. More Emily rubber videos on the internet here.

ABOUT EMILY BOOTH:
She co-presented a games show on the TV in about 1996 and 1997. We thought you might need to know that if you’re only 20 years old. We keep forgetting there are people in the world who are only 20 years old.

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SONIC 2 8-BIT ENDING WITH LYRICS

Terrible. But it’s an update.

We’ll be perfectly OK with it if this scrolls away with 0 Comments, so don’t feel like you have to force one out. In fact, 0 Comments would have an artistic beauty all of its own.

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SEGA HAD BIT-PART IN MOMENTOUS SPORTING MOMENT

No, we didn’t notice this at the time. But then again, at the time (1995) we didn’t have to spend all day looking out for anything that said or looked like or hinted at SEGA for subsequent putting on the internet.

This first image isn’t the video. This is a screencapture from the video, so don’t make an idiot out of yourself by clicking away on it and swearing when nothing happens:

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“So have you ever noticed the AMAZING (hand-drawn!!11) SEGA banner in Cantona’s legendary roundhouse kick performance? No? Awesome! Another update done” – Mr Fab.

This is the video. Click this one to remember when football and video games were both more interesting and unpredictable than they are now.

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DREAMCAST MILLENNIUM FALCON

Is this common knowledge yet? Have you 50 emails telling you about it in the last two days, one even from your dad?

Sent in by “Prison Hardman” who was generous enough to email it in, rather than boosting his own personal “rep” by spunking it away in the comments section.

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“KIRSTEN DUNST – TURNING JAPANESE”

Video seems to be based around pointing video cameras at Japanese people because they often wear brightly-coloured clothes. It’s directed by “McG” – a man who has to be respected for managing to kill the Terminator with only a film camera as a weapon.


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You can see several SEGA logos in the video, is why it’s on here. Thanks to the man who doesn’t want to say what his name is (understandable) for sending it in.

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THEY’RE STILL MAKING VIRTUA FIGHTERS

When they stop we’ll be sad, but while they carry on we are indifferent. They can’t win. It’s like Top of the Pops – we gave up watching it in 1996, but were still quite upset when it was axed.

It’s Virtua Fighter 5: Final Showdown, coming soon to an internet petition site near you.

Sent in by an “Alex” who must be a bit young and therefore still able to “get into” things like this. He probably even remembers what the buttons are and what those two new characters are called.

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BY PUBLIC DEMAND: THAT LEONA LEWIS FINAL FANTASY XIII VIDEO

This video seems to have “blown up” today, as we’ve had less than three and more than one email(s) about it so far. Look at the poor dear, wobbling the controller sticks and wildly stabbing at the buttons, as if Final Fantasy is the sort of game you physically PLAY.

Final Fantasy is the sort of game you look at, occasionally, to see if it’s finished yet. A bit like this video of poor Leona.

Save your energy for a go on Just Dance when you get home, love.

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A VIDEO IN WHICH HITLER EXPRESSES HIS ANGER ABOUT CREAM THE RABBIT NOT BEING IN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 4

Seeing as the only acceptable form of satire on the internet these days is the surprisingly high-brow option of making Hitler be angry about something, we thought we’d have a go at it.

So here is Hitler being angry that Cream The Rabbit is not a playable character in Sonic 4.

Turned out OK, even though we lost interest a bit near the end as Windows Movie Maker’s amazing anti-logic started to wear us down.

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EMERGENCY WEEKEND UPDATE: YOU CAN “EVEN RIDE BANANAS”

You can even ride bananas. You can EVEN ride bananas. You can even ride BANANAS. Don’t bother waiting for the irony to start – IT NEVER DOES.

No one mentions that you can “be the man from Shenmue”.

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