That is all we need to know. The music, as you will shortly find out, is a very famous piece.

If YOU have a sick desire for facts, like what, why, where and all that nonsense, the explanation’s in English here and in French here.

“Space Michael” was the second best thing he ever did, just behind that dance move where he would stand upright then lean really far forward as if his feet were glued to the ground.

That was miles better than the moonwalk as normal people couldn’t replicate it. It was probably done with wires.

Of all the Dreamcast games, it’s Space Channel 5 that makes us the most sad and confused about why it wasn’t a huge success. Non-frightening assertive female lead, great music, dumbed-down rhythm action, celebrity endorsement – IT WAS JUST VERY FAR AHEAD OF ITS TIME.

Sorry about Michael Jackson. Not that it was our fault in any way, although it’s possible it was the stress of finding out that the UKR user name “Cream The Rabbit” was already taken that did for him in the end.

We’ll probably never know.

What was the truth about this again?