Here. For you. From us. Via someone else. Looks like an original piece. Happy Tuesday.

“I found this picture of a girl on the internet wearing a Sonic t-shirt. Unfortunately you don’t get to see the whole t-shirt, but you do get to see knickers, so that may be some consolation. Not sure where I found it, but I’m sure if you type ’emo slut’ into Google it should be on one of those pages” – [GeekPunk]. A.K.A. Darth Canis.

Some person on the internet has nothing better to do that go around photographing and archiving obscure SEGA material. What a sad fuck. What a pathetic individual. How could a grown person have so little in their lives that putting photos of SEGA things on the internet gives them pleasure? It’s embarrassing.

It’s not always obvious it says SEGA to the mature, non-urban eye, but there are some superb 1980s SEGA fonts in the collection. Thanks to extremely urban reader “Danny” for the find.

Such a pleasing rectangle of lovely colour. On Monday, we might just upload an orange rectangle to see what it looks like.

“Heard you’re literally posting anything these days, so here’s a picture of a painting called ‘NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY SEGA WITH HARRISON FORD’ by some bloke called Brandon Bird” – Beef.

Glen is still emailing us stuff like this, by the way.

“Fuck it. I can’t stop now, as Ulala becomes smaller and smaller I’m reminded of the Lara peephole shots and find myself getting aroused. Zorg said he would put a stop to this agony so I guess I’m calling his bluff. I know this whole thing is going nowhere, so that alone should be reason enough to post it. I didn’t know how to keep it ‘fresh’, so I haven’t bothered. No gimmicks this time, just pure unadulterated internet misery. Don’t let that stop you enjoying it though, as we pull back further and further into uncharted waters it’s like looking at a whole week’s worth of UK:R updates all in one hit” – Glen.

Featuring stuff like this. Cross-dressing fat men. It is not only us that can’t be bothered doing anything proper any more.

Although, presumably, he was sitting on the chair, then stood up, walked away and FAKED this entire chain of events. Otherwise we’d have to assume he takes photos of every chair he goes near.

Taken by Dan.

Dan sent in one of these photos based in a pub.

Dan either has an alcohol problem or a wide and varied social life.

BOOF BOOF BOOF… ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.

“I am going to spend my time now trying to repay society for all I have taken from it. If your children are having physics lessons at the local school or wondering why their ski instructor is very elderly, your car mechanic has a bad back, or the social worker keeps bringing you PSP games, then it could just be me! Good luck to everybody at SCEE and everybody who continues to support us” – Sony Europe Lie Supremo David Reeves.

CVG won the war to upload the press release first, which is miraculous given the complexity of the CMS the poor chaps have to deal with.

We know about “demographics” and understand that different “people” like different “things”. But there aren’t enough open bracket symbols in the world to do a sad smiley face sad enough to express the deep sadness we feel looking at this.

It’s perfectly OK to review some games by just looking at the box then frisbeeing it unopened into the eBay pile. 2/10.

The worst corporate “presence” on the entire internet is giving up. The enemy has lost its PR mouthpiece. The bad news is, it’s going to be replaced by something else. The good news is, Three Speech is giving up.

“As of April the 17th Three Speech will be bowing out to make way for a brand new and shiny EU PlayStation blog.

“It’s your feedback, comments and suggestions that have made this possible, so you should all be very proud! Obviously both Three Speech and SCE UK are very grateful to everyone who has made this site so busy and lively over the past two and half years. Your input has really helped PlayStation to grow, and the new blog will be a further way for you to contribute ideas. It’s been good fun meeting all of you and we’re looking forward to seeing you on the EU blog!

Yes, you will see us. We’ll be the ones using a rotational system of anonymous usernames based on Babylon 5 characters to say all your games are shit, you’re shit and your readers are all shit. See you soon!

TK Maxx is so old fashioned its internet presence doesn’t let you shop online. If you want one of these you’ll have to go into a branch. You’ll also have to have SHIT LIFESTYLE BRAND “Joystick Junkies” burning a hole into the back of your neck.

This is the fantasy. This is the reality.

“I was just in TK Maxx the other day (does it even have two Xs…?). I wanted a cheap Jacket to take to festivals, managed to get a nice jacket for fifteen quid. Anyway, whilst browsing, I saw a t-shirt on special clearance sale. It says ‘Supersonic’ on it, and “‘1991′. I’m not sure what they were thinking. Unless I am mistaken, the first appearance of Super Sonic in a game was in Sonic 2, which didn’t come out ’til 1992. It is also clearly not Super Sonic, since he’s blue.”

“It apparently originally sold for £30, but is now £9.99. Not sure how long it took to drop in price that much, but if it anything like Sonic games, it’s probably only a few weeks old.”

“‘Limited Edition’ it says. Somehow I don’t think so” – LewieP.

ABOUT JOYSTICK JUNKIES
We used to hate them with PASSION, but now have a grudging admiration for them managing to get their t-shirts distributed via a nationwide chain, even if it is a sub-prime chain and the t-shirts are being heavily discounted.