She also looks a bit more attainable now she’s about 37, serving burgers in a diner, and starting to look slightly rough. Facial blemishes plus flabby arms equals greater chance. Definite forward – back – forward + would.
Why, certainly. A kickflip to the nuts would be a pleasure.
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.13, 2007 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (8)
Thanks, Atari. Not for any of your games, but for this. Today’s ironic desktop picture of the day, from Wii game My Horse and Me.
It should be My Horse and I. This appalling standard of grammar is why Atari’s in so much shit these days.
There’s nothing we like more than a nice bit of nuzzling.
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.13, 2007 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (23)
They’re a bit boring, but there’s one very good one of a neon sign that’s definitely worth the effort of you moving your mouse over to the scroll bar and going down a bit.
FROM THE MAN: “This picture shows a rather impressive full wall graffiti type thing of Sonic. Unfortunately somewhat obscured by my rubbish photography and people having the nerve to stick posters on top of the holy visage.”
“Yokoso SEGA e – Welcome to SEGA. WITH SMILE!”
“I guess the neon tube company didn’t do exclamation marks. This greeted you at the top of the escalator. Wagoo.”
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.12, 2007 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (10)
That’s Rez HD, Ninja Gaiden 2 and Ikaruga. All coming to Xbox 360 in some form or other, although the shine is taken off International Happy Day a little by having to wait until 2008 for Ninja Gaiden 2. It is still a very happy day.
Rez HD. Lock-on gameplay returns!
Ninja Gaiden 2 teaser trailer. Actually spine-tingling. Can’t find any new images of Xbox Live Arcade Ikaruga, but every frame of it should be burnt into your memory already. Use one of those.
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.12, 2007 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (10)
There are some amazing gems in here, some awesome photographs, a few glaring factual inaccuracies and some staggeringly wrong features. It is SEGA in book form. Enjoy.
Original publisher Grandreams Limited did a fine job. Especially as Wikipedia didn’t exist back then so they clearly had to resort to just making a lot of the stuff up.
This is a shame.
This is… we’re not sure. We’re torn between awesome and suicidally embarrassing for all concerned.
That’s not quite the modern definition of a “happy ending” which, in fact, involves a miserable East European sex worker. But it’s close enough.
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.11, 2007 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (12)
It would appear ‘baile funk’ is a type of music the youth are into, according to an email we got. If you don’t get all your new music needs from video game soundtracks, you might know what that means.
We just hope the maker of this shirt has an official license to reproduce his likeness.
FUNKMASTER: “Browsing around searching for some sexy time pics from M.I.A. I’ve found this. Sonic is getting Dancehall/Grime/Baile Funk just by joining forces with her. I just don’t know what to think about this.”
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.10, 2007 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (14)
Here’s another scintillating classic. The best thing about our secretly-obtained ultimate collection of classic Sonic artwork is that it also contains hi-res illustrations of the game’s badniks. Here’s a particularly terrifying flashback to the days of Sonic 1…
SONIC DESKTOP #4: MUST… KILL… SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
Again, this image is supplied “as is”. If you don’t happen to have a monitor that does a native resolution of 1196 x 1362, you’ll have to open it up in Paint and add black bars to the side, or, even worse, zoom in on its eyes and “scale to fit.”
The above two remixes/image clashes were submitted by Australian reader Chris, who thought the last one needed livening up a bit. They are “inspired by the cover art for the album ‘Samba de Janerio’ by Bellini,” apparently, which makes him sound like a bit of a tosspiece but they’re nice enough images regardless.
PREVIOUSLY, ON GREATEST SONIC DESKTOPS:
“SAFE LANDING FROM ROBO CHAOS ZONE!“ “UNDERWATER CRISIS!“ “I’M COMING TO GET YA!“
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.07, 2007 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (9)
Can you guess? It’s all very, very lifestyle. We’ve hidden the real product behind a bag of frozen peas.
It’s not for frozen peas. This isn’t an elaborate double bluff.
It’s not for ladies shoes.
It’s not for make-up or high-grade narcotics.
It’s not for jewellery.
It’s not for Lily Allen’s new range of dresses.
It’s not for Ikea.
It is, incredibly, for Sony’s PSP!
Look at it there. That’s a PSP you can just about see a bit of. Click on it for the amazing full-resolution shame of it all.
And there’s three other sets we’re saving for later.
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.06, 2007 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (20)
Because it’s quite important we get a SEGA TOYS Dream Cat Smile, which has just launched this week. By “quite important” we mean it’s all we’re going to think about until we get one, play with it for two minutes, feel very disappointed, then put it away in a cupboard until we next move house and throw it away.
Here are some videos of it we have just shamelessly stolen off some other blog.
Come on, you lot are always flying out there on a whim to meet someone who may or may not be a girl you’ve been chatting to on MSN for all of five minutes. Put it in that empty suitcase you’re taking with you in the hope of finding ten boxed copies of Samba De Amigo and 20 Radiant Silverguns to bring back and sell.
The blog we nicked all these videos off said it costs about 70 dollars, so we’ll give you 50 quid to bring one back. And one of the several thousand UKR t-shirts we’ve got left. OK, 55 quid and no t-shirt.
This will go nicely next to the Homestar in the UKR SEGA Dream (wanking) Room (IMPORTANT: Please knock before entering).
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.04, 2007 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (13)
The perfect image. When t-shirt printing technology improves and it’s possible to do full-colour prints for 50p a unit, we’ll be knocking them out with this on for a tenner a time.
Don’t care if it’s male or female. We just want to shake it by the hand and say thanks for a full 32 hours of sniggering.
filed in Uncategorized on Sep.03, 2007 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (10)
THIS IS HOW IT ALWAYS ENDS
