The geeky man is every bit as geeky as we had been hoping. More geek/celebrity juxtaposition on the BAFTA gallery here.

And from the side…

People would DEFINITELY believe she was your girlfriend if you could accurately describe what her tongue looks like. Video of Konnie’s tongue here. Spotted by “Chris” reader #1123.

Still nice, but lacks the warmth you get radiating off Huq.

The Chuckle Brothers have been cruelly set-up by the BAFTA gallery system.

24 photos of Konnie Huq at no less than 3MB per picture by 12:30pm or we’re cancelling our subscription.

This is Kirsty Gallagher. She’d do, but is NO KONNIE HUQ.

Ross and wife. We have some magazines that feature Mrs Ross, back in the very early 1990s when she was a writer for games mags. One day we will scan in the photos and write something vaguely abusive about her. Perhaps Jonathan Ross might then link to them on his Twitter page and we’ll be famous.

We’re starting to suspect Konnie pulled a sickie after realising what she’d agreed to do, leaving only the tired old usual attendees.

She was DEFINITELY SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.

Hurry up, GamesPress! There’s nothing on the BAFTA web site yet.

How long can it take? It’s not like photos have to be developed any more. WE WANT TO SEE WHAT KONNIE WORE!

We also want to see men who don’t usually wear suits wearing suits and looking at Konnie while trying to appear relaxed.

“I’m sorry to inform you all at UK:R that Sonic was found earlier today having been killed by a Corsa in the North of England. It’s unlclear whether he was mown down by a disgruntled fan or if he was so appalled at how low he’d stooped in the gaming world that he decided suicide was the better option. Either way I’m sorry to inform you in such a graphic manner. This picture may disturb avid fans – It is after all a Corsa that killed your Hero. With sincerest condolences” – An avid UK:R fan.

Spotted by a “Thomas” who said he found it inside this week’s TV Choice, should you want one of your own to cut out and ironically stick up on the wall above where you sit.

Never speak of it and it’ll be like it never happened.

When someone from the council kicks in your door to wonder why you haven’t paid any council tax for three years, this will be why. Your partially decomposed corpse will be on the bed, with the SEGA Toys Kaleidoscope Projector Light still beaming joy onto the ceiling.