Entries in the ‘DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE’ Category:

THE DREAMCAST LAUNDRY BASKET

Another item to put on the boring presents list. THEY will think it’s a rubbish gift but will also be pleased that it’s quite cheap. YOU, however, will always smile when disposing of a stained pair of underpants within its Dreamcast-alike walls.

Dreamcast stain-hiding box

“I was looking around my local B+M store (a sort of upmarket Poundland) and came across the incredible SEGA logo’d laundry basket. Yet another portent for DC2. I quickly took a snap with my outdated Lobster TV phone for the delectation of SEGA fans everywhere. I’ve also got a picture of a Dreamcast disc holder if you are interested (ironic considering how prevalent piracy became with it). I bought it at the same time as Legacy of Kain and Rainbow Six for the DC at a Dixons clear out – Chris.”

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SEGA TARGETING UNDER-THREES WITH "DREAMCAST 3" MARKETING

Another sizzling entry in DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE, this time a small wooden child’s toy. The logo isn’t revealed until the second photograph, so you’ll have to scroll down a bit before you sigh and head off to a better web site.

*SIGHS AUDIBLY AT POOR LEVEL OF CONTENT*

“My little boy was recently given this ‘gift’ of what appeared to be a tambourine. On closer inspection, it appears to be sponsored by SEGA. Obviously still reeling financially from the Arsenal disaster – the console for the masses should not be associated with drunken southern proles – SEGA has chosen to begin the marketing push for what can only be Dreamcast 3 by targeting the under twos. This gives them 12 years of development time before their target audience reaches prime video games playing / wanking age.”

*SIGHS AUDIBLY AT POOR LEVEL OF CONTENT*

“PS: Any chance of some more Kirstie Allsop Photoshopped porn? – Tim.”

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THE DREAMCAST DOORMAT

Soon, before the end of 2009, we will have completely furnished a house from top-to-toe in Dreamcast-alike furnishings. Today – show friends and neighbours that a friendly SEGA greeting awaits inside, with the STUNNING Dreamcast door mat.

Wipe your feet with it, just like Sony did

“Pic of my door mat attached. I’ve had it for ages and have been meaning to send it in as it’s a lot less obscure than some of the other pics you’ve used. I got it from TK Maxx and it was mislabelled down to seven quid – Adam.”

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"BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED DREAMCAST GARDEN ORNAMENTS"

Here it is! The update you’ve been waiting for! The here! The now! The actually existing! Dreamcast Garden Chairs!

Rotate mid section for anal massage

“I’m unsure whether or not this has been featured on the website before. I couldn’t find it under the website highlights on the navigation menu, so I assume it hasn’t.”

'Look! I have a Dreamcast logo on my buttocks!'

“When visiting family last week, I came upon this set of beautifully crafted Dreamcast garden ornaments. Although, considering that the photographs were taken in rural Cumbria; it’s feasible that they’re actually large branding irons for use on livestock. Many thanks, Looi.”

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EVOID DRINKS DON'T DO ARTIFICIAL

But they do do logos that look a bit like the Dreamcast logo!

Evoid: Logo buddies

“This is shit. Really shit. But you’ve used worse material. Last week I saw a little flyer in a police force canteen about a fresh fruit drink. And one of the graphics had a sort of Dreamcast swirl on it. Obviously I didn’t pick it up (and then embarrassingly explain to a cop why I am taking it – ‘To contribute to the material posted on a SEGA fan website/blog that wishes it was still 1986’), but just for you I remembered the brand and have now Googled it. Just for you. Remember that. At least I’m fucking trying, that’s more than can be said of you over the past three months. What’s happened to the Sony hate? Eh? Keep up the ‘good’ work – Richard.”

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DIABLO III A "DREAMCAST 2 EXCLUSIVE"

The Dreamcast logo was spotted at Blizzard’s recent unveiling of Diablo III. It’s the killer app that will steer Dreamcast 2 to massive international success!

Dreamcast 2 - official logo reveal

“Spent this weekend at the Blizzard WWI 08 and whilst sitting in the crowd watching Diablo 3 getting shoe horned out the door I noticed a strange creeping Dreamcast presence in the air…. Dreamcast 2 exclusive anyone? – Y3MBailey.”

Everyone will run towards DC2

Nice tapering at the end of the spiral. It really brings the logo up to date. Plus the addition of a man running toward the logo creates a subconscious feeling that Dreamcast 2 is something to run toward – ie, it is desirable. Fantastic work, SEGA creative team.

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QUIZ: WHAT'S SEGA ABOUT THIS?

A man sent in a link to this web site. Can you guess what’s supposed to be SEGA about it?

“On the subject of airports and that, have you seen holiday website eDreams? They couldn’t even be bothered to find a lower case ‘D’ to replace the capital ‘D’ in Dreamcast when they copied and pasted the font, so they just renamed themselves accordingly – Matt.”

UPDATE: IT IS NOT AS BAD (AKA GOOD) AS MICROSOFT’S DREAMSPARK(TM)

This is the big one. This is SEGA suing Microsoft for $10 billion, winning, then ploughing the money back into a loss-leading hardware platform.

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DREAMCAST LOGO SPOTTED ON CUP

Would any remaining readers please delete the bookmark and close the browser. Thank you. It’s been a pleasure.

...and a bit of a woman's hand

“Well, I’m sure you can understand my delight at finding this fine example of Sega’s expansive social influence on a glass whilst rummaging through the cupboards at a friend’s house in search of something we could drink Waitrose own-brand cider out of. She could not. Further proof that girls suck – RedDavid.”

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BREAKING: MAN HAS DREAMCAST LOGO ON CURTAINS

Dreamcast 2 is all but confirmed thanks to a 1000% rise in logo appearances as part of SEGA’s clever and underground guerilla awareness-raising campaign. If ever a pair of curtains signalled a possible return to the hardware market…

Absorbent

“More things that kinda look like a dreamcast logo… my curtains. Not very exciting, but there you go. Lots of love, SolidGoldChimp.”

Discreet

Not very exciting? NOT VERY EXCITING?! The appearance of the HOLY SIGN upon a pair of HUMBLE CURTAINS is surely a portent that the fabled RE-ENTRY TO THE HARDWARE MARKET is imminent! E3 2008 is only about six weeks away!!

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DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE: A SHOWER SCREEN

It’s the exciting semi-regular new feature DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE! Have you seen one? If so, take a photo and send it in. No one will think you’re weird, not even when you’re taking photos in the bathrooms section of B&Q.

“While being dragged around B&Q by the Girlfriend I came across a shower that made the trip worth while… well, almost worthwhile.”

“Behold the Dreamcast Shower! Wash Away that dirty Sony feeling!”

“The price was quite reasonable too, especially when you consider that while doing a Rocky Push-up in the shower you can be hypnotised by the magical swirl – Midgetcorrupter.”

Rocky Push-up? Is that what the kids call wanking nowadays? Or is it a type of sex?

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