Entries in the ‘MEAT BAGS (WOMEN)’ Category:

NOT THAT WE’RE STILL OBSESSED WITH EMILY BOOTH OR ANYTHING, BUT…

You can download her new film Evil Aliens “off of” Bittorrent right now, in the background, while you’re reading this and massaging yourself erect in preparation for the inevitable artistically justified sexy scenes.

She does stuff like this in it.

And stuff like this!

Stealing small, independent British movies off the internet feels like a quite bad thing to do…

…but they shouldn’t go putting Emily Booth and her tits in them if they don’t want us to download them. They’re asking for it!

So is she. Begging for lumpy, three-headed alien cock.

But she never gets them properly ‘out’. 2/10 “Disappointing” – UKR

filed in MEAT BAGS (WOMEN) on Feb.06, 2006

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MMMM, SMELLS LIKE EMILY BOOTH

You can buy Emily Booth’s probably-not-that-stained coat on Ebay. We’re holding out for those pants. And maybe the shoes. And maybe a personal home visit including a massage, genital touching and full intercourse to the successful bidder.

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“The awesome full-length leather coat which Emily wore for the Matrix inspired ‘Gamer Girl’ photos (as featured on Bouff.tv) is now up for grabs on eBay! Emily has personally signed the coat inside the lining at the bottom and we’re also including a superb glossy 8″ x 10″ photo of Emily wearing the coat with the auction. This is the first in a series of regular official Bouff.tv auctions that we will be running this year so keep an eye on this eBay address to see what’s available.”

filed in MEAT BAGS (WOMEN) on Jan.30, 2006

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A CHRISTMAS JOKE WE THOUGHT UP ESPECIALLY FOR GIRLS

It’s about cake and being platonic friends with men! It’s for all (three of) our female readers, a kind of olive branch of peace at this special time of year.

After all, if it wasn’t for a girl (Mary) getting so drunk she didn’t know who knocked her up, we wouldn’t be able to spend ten days off work eating sweets! Girls rock!

PROCEED TO THE CHRISTMAS JOKE.

ALTERNATIVE CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FOR MEN:
Keep the bitches in a box until New Year.

filed in MEAT BAGS (WOMEN) on Dec.24, 2005

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