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THE FINGERS OF A FEMALE MEDICAL STUDENT

A man, who has rightly realised that we’ll upload literally ANYTHING we get sent these days, sent this photo. So we’re uploading it. That is how sadly and disappointingly we “roll” these days.

We’re not sure if it’s meant to be funny or ironic. We are entirely unsure as to the submitter’s “angle”. But here it is anyway.

“The Girlfriend got this in a DVD case for some film she recently bought off off Play. She didn’t throw it out because she thought I would find it funny, or tragic, or something. Which is why I’m with her, really. She has an understanding of Playstation Hate.

“If anyone else sends you this, then I might be able to get a few extra points as the fingers there are hers. Yes. A real woman. Who’s a final year medical student and as such has put those fingers inside people. The photo isn’t high-res enough to zoom in on the individual skin cells, but it’s probably enough for the average UK:R fan to crack a few off to” – The Castrator.

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THAT ‘WERESONIC’ THING IN A VAGUELY COMPROMISING POSITION

Continuing our epic voyage through every photo on every hard drive of every human being in the entire world, here’s a great shot of a little woman about to get ‘compromised’ by whatever that thing is from that game we didn’t even bother looking at screenshots of. Sonic something. Sonic and the Monsters? Sonic MAX?

“I took the attached pic at Tokyo Games Show 2008 last year. I can’t remember how I found your site (probably the North Korea arcade update) but it reminded me of something else and THAT reminded me of the photo and… oh hell, here it is. Suggested Caption: ‘Bad Sonic! Stop that at once!’ or something” – DD.

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GLEN BRAVELY GETS UP OFF HIS STOOL, BLINKING AWAY THE BLOOD, TO TAKE MORE PUNISHMENT IN ROUND #3

Glen is still alive. At least one person with access to the UKR Hotmail account is still alive. So IT CONTINUES. It’s going to stop after this, though. We can take a lot of punishment, but this is getting brutal.

“In the spirit of the experimental nature of this thing, I’m going to take it in a new direction today. So here’s a photo of my reply to Ben’s photo of him giving the finger to my photo of a photo of this site. (I’m giving a friendly wave back to Ben). I’m pretty sure a whole new way of communication has just been invented! It’s as convoluted and unnecessary as wearing top hats and tipping them to each other. At long last bringing digital technology into the Victorian age.”

“So as not to alienate the core fans of the original project I have also included a photo of my photo of my photo of my photo of your site. While the tenuous connection linking this to Sonic slips perilously close to breaking point I will endeavour to push on until it snaps. Tension is mounting though as my camera battery is running low and there’s some doubt over whether I can be bothered recharging it” – Glen.

OK, that’s it. Glen, we’re pulling you out before you take any more damaging blows to the brain. No more. Thanks.

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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG “SQUEEZE TOYS”

We find it hard to get excited about a product that features so much inner-shadowing on its logo and uses such a rubbish font that has nothing in common with the source material, but here you go. You might not be such a typographical fascist.

We think the idea is you stick it on the end of your penis so it’s like you’re actually having sex with Tails.

These are the ones for people with smaller penises who want to have imaginary sex with Tails while “on the go”.

Gaya Entertainment and Jetix Consumer Products expand license agreement for SEGA’s Sonic the HedgehogTM

Gaya Entertainment and Jetix Consumer products have expanded their license agreement to create further products related to the classic Sonic the Hedgehog videogames from SEGA. The product lineup includes a collectable chessgame that comes with 32 high end and hand painted pvc figures which was previously announced already and is now extended with the following assortments of squeezable figures and keychains.

CEO of Gaya Entertainment Andre Schmitz said: „We are very proud to announce the teaming up of Jetix and Gaya Entertainment for this project. 2009 will be an important year for everybody´s favorite Hedgehog and being a part of it is highly appreciated. With our product lineup for Sonic we intend to offer something for everyone, may it be old or young.“

Squeezee figures are around 10cm in height and come individually packed in window box, 12 pieces assorted per counter display. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Eggman(Robotnik) are available.

Squeezee keychains are around 6cm in height and are individually carded, 12 pieces assorted per counter display. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Eggman(Robotnik) are available.

„Jetix is looking forward to working with Gaya Entertainment and delivering quality products from one of its most cherished franchises to both fans of the series and model collectors alike“, said Georg Liedmeier, in charge of Licensing at Jetix Consumer Products.

The first products will hit stores, starting end of May 2009. Pricing information and release schedules available upon request.

For more information visit our website www.gaya-entertainment.de or use the contact data below.

Sonic the HedgehogTM SEGA ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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WE CAN KEEP THIS UP FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER MONTH

Be warned. The only way to stop this is to have one of us killed.

“It was never supposed to go this far but a man in the internet told me to do it, so here it is – a photo taken of a photo that I took of your site. That photo being a photo I took of an earlier photo I had taken of your site. The original photo being of a photo I took of a word verification received from your site that was slightly Sonic-related. In brief – a photo of my photo of my photo on your site. This may be getting tiresome for some, but my enthusiasm is only slightly dulled.

“I am quite sure I won’t be able to describe it correctly next time, so we may have reached the end of the road here, but what a ride it’s been. As exciting / retarded as this may seem to some of your readers it’s hard to deny that this was all real, happening right here, right now, on computer screens around the world. The internet was made for this sort of livewire concept and I am humbled to have been a part of it. But for now I must put on some pants and go and feed the cat. Thank you all, and thank you Zorg” – Glen.

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“Not wishing to make this all about me, and in an effort to refocus attention on the SEGA-related aspect of this whole adventure, I have placed a number of SEGA-related ‘Easter eggs’ about my computer screen which your keen-eyed readers may like to try and spot”.

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MAN BRAVELY “FOLLOWS THROUGH” WITH IDEA

Glen is really pushing his idea of readers sending in photos of their screens. So far he’s the only one.

“In the interests of finally following through with something in my life, as promised, here is the photo of my photo on your site. It didn’t turn out as interesting as I thought it would be as I had imagined some sort of mirror within a mirror effect taking place, but clearly that didn’t eventuate. So, in order to add some interest to the shot, I zoomed out a little (by that I mean moved the camera backward) and included the localised advertisement that I received. I imagine this will be different for all your readers around the world, some of whom seem to be very ‘up’ on this technology thing” – Glen.

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AN XBOX 360 CHEERLEADER

Have been saving this for ages. Can’t think of anything to do with it. So here it is. Today is Make Your Own Fun Day. She has been pre-moistened for your ease.

Maybe in five years time we’ll put it on a Flickr account and say it’s ours and we took it and that we used to go to places and do things.

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“IT’S NOT THE BEST ONE I’VE EVER RECEIVED BUT IT IS SONIC RELATED”

All we really want to do on the internet today is discuss the merits of ‘Yes’, the 10th studio album from the Pet Shop Boys, on pop music forums with other like-minded, discreet individuals.

So while we do that, here’s a man’s story about his word verification word.

“I’ve made the effort to take these photos and send them in, the least you could do is post this shit. It could start a whole new UK:R phenomenon. Or it could get a couple of comments.”

“I had to walk out to my kitchen when I saw this. Because that’s where my camera was. Inside my girlfriend’s backpack after a recent trip out to a bird sanctuary island with her brother and his wife (thanks to Animal Crossing I now care about games and nature). I brought the camera back to the computer room, (through the lounge and short hallway) and took these three photos of a word verification I received on this very site. It’s not the best one I’ve ever received but it is Sonic related, containing both Char and/or Rings depending on which way you choose to read it.”

“This new fad of taking photos of Sonic-related word verifications may still in its infancy but I can say I was there on the ground floor. If you do post this then I will take a photo of the screen of that post and send that in as well. Then who knows where this thing could lead? I should explain that Char was the name of one of my Chao in Sonic Adventure 2 which make the word verification Charings all the more sonic related on a personal level for me. (You can use my name, I don’t think anyone I know reads this site anyway)” – Glen.

‘YES’ ALBUM REVIEW
It’s one of the most ‘mixed bags’ the Pet Shop Boys have produced. Standout tracks such as ‘Vulnerable’, ‘Pandemonium’ and ‘Love Etc.’ would be at home on any of the Boys’ albums form the past 20 years, but dull, plodding tunes like ‘All Over The World’ and ‘Building a Wall’ should’ve been saved for one of the later discs of the post-humous box set, which we’d suggest could be entitled ‘Predictably’.

The last track on the album ‘Legacy’ verges on the unlistenable, featuring poor Neil attempting to reach notes he’s no chance of getting anywhere near without substantial digital enhancement during post production and the assistance of a voice double. After that, you’re glad it’s over and thankful your MP3 player loops back to Track One of Pop Art. Still, listening to ‘Yes’ is better than having to listen to new music by new bands and taking a chance in unfamiliar territory. 7/10.

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DREAMCAST MEMORIAL SPIRAL UPDATE FOR THE MONTH OF MARCH

Silence please, for the reason we are all still here.

From “Luke”. Says it’s some curtains he saw in the window of a flat near Euston. Don’t get us involved in your sick voyeurism crimes, Luke.

From “Dan”. Says it’s the mirror in a local pub. We didn’t know we had readers cool enough to go out to pubs!

A Dreamcast-inspired set of Christmas decorations, from a nice man in Germany who’d probably prefer it if we didn’t put his name up. Could cause problems.

Gavin’s lampshade. Came with the studio flat.

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ADVERTISING AGENCY AGREES THAT PLAYSTATION3 CAN CAUSE EARLY DEATH

Complaints DENIED! The government may continue to tell the people of the UK that they are RISKING DEATH whenever they touch a PS3 controller.

Facts here. We’re more about exclamation marks and capital letters than facts.

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