A man who clearly spends a lot of time putting “Dreamcast” into eBay while relaxing with a Creme Egg between wanking sessions found this strangely prophetic item.

“May I present to you for your consideration a canvas Dreamcast bag from the 2000 Games Developers Conference that has quite possibly the most ironic message stated since Phil Harrison fucked off from Sony (in non-chronological terms of course).”

“Happy New Year!” – THE Larry Bundy Jr.

This one is a gem, a serious facsimile conversation regarding the changing of the colours of the underpants of the female characters in the Dreamcast version of Soul Calibur.

It brings back happy memories of spending hours and hours trying to adapt SEGA arcade game cheats to Saturn conversions by guessing the button combinations.

“Here’s an update for you. A fax sent to SEGA Europe to inform it of a serious mistake that had been made and would have caused misery to many Dreamcast owners if it was not corrected.”

“The serious tone of the covering sheet sets up the 2nd page wonderfully.”

“I have deleted the recipient’s name for privacy, but it’s a genuine fax” – Chris.

…compared to the Gamecube and another console you haven’t been able to buy new for two years.

Well done, Sony. Another gold in the paralympics.

Let’s start the year as we mean to go on – with an abysmal update about a SEGA-related thing found on eBay that was spotted by a man called “Dave.”

It is the Super Sonic Hip Hop Rap Hustlers t-shirt in, predictably enough, XXXL.

Five updates a week for 52 weeks…. that’s another 260 updates like this to look forward to during 2009. UKR – managing to make time pass slower since 1996.

And it was all over so quickly.

December

And that was that.

Several things happened during this month.

November

Later today – December.

Nearing the end of 2008 now. It flew by.

October

Tomorrow – November!

The autumn months were upon us before we knew it.

September

Later today – October!

Summer continued with August.

August

Tomorrow – September!

Summer was in full swing with the arrival of July.

July

Later today – August!