She’s doing some ACTING. She’s doing serious. The sort of look she imagines a high-ranking female military official would have on her face, were she just about to order a full nuclear strike on an enemy populace.

Terrible photography. Once again, we are forced to raid the UKR personal Gemma Archive, and are happy to provide a vastly superior Gemma photo for your pleasure.

They provided a couple of desktop images.

They are better, but still not what we’d ideally like.

“Keeping up the Leicester theme, after your Rushey Mead school expose, here’s some nice Dreamcast propaganda spotted there the other day. Take your pick of the two pictures.”

“I sent both because I thought that one had that nice urban decay vibe going on, but the other was a better shot of the lovely blue SEGA sky – C.”

“Now, they’ve either forgotten what colour platinum is, or they’ve decided that they’ve tried their hardest to convince people not to buy the console, so now it’s time to convince people not to buy the games as well by making them as fucking hideous as possible. Cheers! Larry.”

Ratchet & Clank? What definition is Sony using for these “platinum” re-releases nowadays? This spent 10 minutes in the chart, thanks to an old woman accidentally buying it for her grandson’s birthday. He only had a PS2 so it was swapped four days later for one of the Need for Speeds.

“As if it wasn’t bad enough that I am now obsessed with seeing faces in inanimate objects, the other night I spotted what can only be described as an early effort to brainwash our children from Dr Robotnik himself.”

“My two-year-old was shovelling wads of my money into his word hole when I noticed this thing of beauty nestled amongst the frankly revolting graphics of his high chair – Toby.”

There’s nothing funnier than a series of images that zoom increasingly close to the subject matter.

“My little boy was recently given this ‘gift’ of what appeared to be a tambourine. On closer inspection, it appears to be sponsored by SEGA. Obviously still reeling financially from the Arsenal disaster – the console for the masses should not be associated with drunken southern proles – SEGA has chosen to begin the marketing push for what can only be Dreamcast 3 by targeting the under twos. This gives them 12 years of development time before their target audience reaches prime video games playing / wanking age.”

“PS: Any chance of some more Kirstie Allsop Photoshopped porn? – Tim.”

“Pic of my door mat attached. I’ve had it for ages and have been meaning to send it in as it’s a lot less obscure than some of the other pics you’ve used. I got it from TK Maxx and it was mislabelled down to seven quid – Adam.”

Done in a hurry. Mostly OK. Probably won’t get disciplined about any of it. 6/10.

“A few weeks ago I bought a SEGA Master System Converter II on ebay. During the long search for one such adapter however I noticed that not only is this useful device quite rare, but pictures of it on the internet are very few as well!”

“Starting a Google image search with the terms “Master System Converter II” will give you the first useful picture on page FOUR! Feeling that something must be done about this lack of images and remembering your article full of glorious Sonic CD screenshots created for the same purpose, I took my (parents’) digital camera and took photos of the converter from each possible angle.”

“I even included a shot with the underrated Sonic Chaos inserted in the top, and one with the miraculous portal to the past sitting on top of my MDII+MCDII combo (with a not visible Japanese Sonic CD in the CD drive)! (If you’re wondering why there is no 32X, it should be well on the way somewhere on the Atlantic ocean right now as I ordered one from Canada a few weeks ago.)”

“It also should be pointed out that SEGA, in its caring way, had the brilliant idea of adding a small shutter to the top of the adapter to ensure that the machine’s inner contacts don’t get dusty! How nice, isn’t it? Sincerely, P.P.A. (from Germany).”

“PS: Next time I shall reveal the answer to what I’m sure every UKR reader has always been asking: Will the Master System Converter II work with a 32X in-between it and the console? Stay tuned!”

Lovely. Thanks. Now, does someone want to take on the mantle of doing the Mega CD properly? You wouldn’t believe the man-hours we’ve put in over the years trying to find a hi-res photo of one of those.

And a professionally-lit PAL Mega Drive series would also be handy, should anyone have a dust-free boxed example and access to a studio. Hi-res TIFFs, please. You would achieve Google Images fame for eternity.

Something else for Phil Harrison to claim he invented, around 20 years from now.

Pretty much just stolen from Arcade Flyers.

If it was Knuckles, we’d be worried.