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BAYONETTA WOMAN AT 2000×3008

Stakes dramatically upped by “Sebastian” and his Nikon D50!

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Taken at E3. That costume’s going to be stinking by the time the game eventually arrives. No offence, sweetheart.

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There’s still something not right about it. It’s like bumping into the dowdy receptionist in some sort of goth sex club.

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PSP LIFESTYLE PHOTO STOCK CLEARANCE #8

Oh yes. Still not done exposing Sony’s PSP photo back catalogue. Here’s a happy little domestic scene that is happening right now in ABSOLUTELY NO HOUSES anywhere in the entire world.

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Dad should be on his own in the shed watching rips of Top Gear, little Jimmy should be on his own up in his bedroom playing some licensed piece of SHIT he really, really wanted because of the TV advertising but now he’s played it for ten minutes and is already bored, or mum should be just on her own. Doing nothing but worrying. Poor mum.

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SONY’S PSP FUN BUS ARRIVES AMID CHAOTIC CROWD SCENES

A man walked past it and looked at it. He may be thinking about going in to see if there’s any free bags or t-shirts. We’ll never know*. This is the most public attention the PSP software line up has had in three years. Welcome to the misery that is the Summer of PSP.

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More photos of the HEAVING CROWDS are available at Sony’s Flickr page. Some of the photos have more people in them, although some of the people are just using the free chairs for a nice sit down. Via VG247.

*He’s probably one of the organisers and this was taken while he was setting up for the day. We have to be a bit fair about things occasionally.

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IT HAD TO BE DONE

It was done by someone else, as you can tell by the uncharacteristically high quality of image manipulation on show.

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If we’d done it half her thumb would be missing and there’d be more of a border on the top than on the sides. Contact “Lee” via here if you need some Photoshop work doing.

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PSP LIFESTYLE PHOTO STOCK CLEARANCE #7

It’s a slightly different woman this time, and one that would appear to be in a heterosexual relationship with a man. That’s how wide the appeal of PSP is. Straight men, gay men, straight women.

All we need to see now is some lesbians operating PSP’s wi-fi service while relaxing outside a working man’s club on the back of their motorbikes.

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What’s so funny?! What’s so funny??!! Please LET US IN ON THE JOKE!

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Oh. The sky. What’s funny about the sky? Is the cloud shaped like an animal?

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PSP LIFESTYLE PHOTO STOCK CLEARANCE #6

Seeing as we’re massively and somewhat inadvertently popular on the gay scene right now thanks to last Friday’s sexy bit of soaped-up TWINK action, here’s another couple of photos of MMMMM LOVELY HIM for you all to… do the things you do… with. Over. To. Whatever. However it works.

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If you told us five years ago we’d be putting photos of men on the internet and using the phrase “TWINK” in a well-meaning but slightly incorrect fashion, we’d have slapped you theatrically across the face with a red slipper then spent a bit too long insisting we’re definitely not that way inclined.

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You can’t quite make out the shape of his testicles or penis through those ridiculously baggy jeans. Sorry about that, new gay followers. We’ll put in a request to Sony for more cock action in future.

IMPORTANT NEWS FOR OUR 99.9% MALE/HETEROSEXUAL AUDIENCE:
There’ll be another one of that woman along in a few minutes. We are not forgetting our roots.

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PSP LIFESTYLE PHOTO STOCK CLEARANCE #5

You thought we had run out or forgotten? No. Here she is washing her PANTIES and BRAS because they got ALL DIRTY*.

*She had spaghetti bolognese for dinner last night.

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If she’s in a launderette, that must mean she’s living in poor student accommodation without access to proper washing facilities. That means she’d be impressed by the shithole you live in as long as you’ve got a washing machine and the kitchen is in a whole separate room to the lounge.

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PSP LIFESTYLE PHOTO STOCK CLEARANCE #4

Let’s end the week with a couple of sexy ones to get everyone in the mood for the weekend.

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£20k? £30k? Anyone have an accurate idea how much money Sony would’ve blown on this shame?

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It’s a relief to know the high-res original version of this is now safely in the Recycle Bin.

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PSP LIFESTYLE PHOTO STOCK CLEARANCE #3

Here she is reclining on the sofa. She’s ruining the illusion slightly by having to look at the top edge of the PSP to see if that’s a button or just a wobbly piece of plastic.

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The correct answer, as with all of the buttons on PSP, is that it is both.

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PSP LIFESTYLE PHOTO STOCK CLEARANCE #2

Here she is in the kitchen. She’s found the right cable. All she needs to do now is copy across the ISO then activate the UMD emulation feature.

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Best wait until he gets home, eh?

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