It’s easy having a “web site” nowadays. All you do is paste in links to Google Video and YouTube that people email you. Piece of piss, this.

MANY OF WHICH YOU’VE PROBABLY SEEN BEFORE:

Someone completing Sonic 1 in 18:28

Street Fighter II Turbo promotional video (including Japanese live-action TV adverts)

Useless yanks, but they’re making an effort

Rez early development video 1

Rez early development video 1

Jet Grind Radio advert

The history of the Shenmue series

When the hell are you going to link the god-like ‘bittorrent song’?

Hi, I found this clip on Google Video today and I thought it might be weird/awesome/crap/disturbing enough to put on your site.

Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR

Japanese Dreamcast Ad. Check out the logos on the thief’s arm… very familiar…

Sega’s SegaSonic The Hedgehog arcade machine – played to completion

The classic MegaDrive ad

An Xmas Segato Sanhiro ad. Or how to mess with the kids minds… poor buggers…

Sega CD promo. Where it all went wrong. Wiggiddy-wack indeed

Segata Bomberman ad. This time he’s blowing shit up. And people

Chu Chu Rocket Japanese ad. Awesome

Sonic CD Japanese ad

The final Segata ad. Just before the launch of the Dreamcast… poor guy…

Promo Dreamcast trailer. “Get a life and get a Dreamcast”. Hell yeah! That worked out well then

..it’s David Dickinson here. Those nice chaps at SONY have asked me to tell you about their new PS3 console which is out in November for only £425! That’s right, only £425. Of course, you’ll have to add a game to that price making it £475 but it’s still Cheap as Chips. Actually, you probably won’t be able to get one in the shops unless you buy it as a SuperMegaPack with three games, two of which you don’t want, but come on, £575 I can see you’re tempted.

And remember Bargain Hunters, it has a Blu-Ray player as standard. I know 99% of you don’t have a HD telly yet and all your films are on normal DVD, but just think what a bargain you’re still getting because Blu-Ray players will be about £600 for at least the first month they are out. I’m sure you’ll agree Bargain Hunters, it’s a real Bobby Dazzler!

Animal Crossing Wild World Museum curator Blathers is a SICK PERVERT who preys upon LOST CHILDREN, according to the findings of an internet blogger.

“Katie” – a young cat who frequently gets lost in one of the game’s wi-fi link-up modes – made the allegations freely and without pressure. The game, sold for CHILDREN on Nintendo’s popular DS system, must surely be withdrawn from sale with immediate effect as a result of these findings.

Tom Nook is also implicated in the filthy child-trade ring. More on this as it breaks.

MORE EVIDENCE HERE:
My Animal Crossing :)

In a 12 minute monologue to camera! “They say it’s portable, but you have to hook it up to your wall to charge it” is his most genius anti-DS argument. Is he trying to become the new, podgy, slightly retarded-looking face of internet video game TV?

Watch it here. He looks like 50 people we know :(

TOMORROW: All the other video game-related Google Video/YouTube videos we’ve been sent over the last month.

Can’t really think of anything right now though. Sorry.

We’ll never get bored of looking at Wii promotional photographs.

They should stop doing ones with men in though.

Or just stop altogether. We get the idea of holding a controller. None of this is necessary.

Five years of shit wee jokes on the way :(

And we thought Dreamcast was bad. We will pray for the poor Nintendo fans tonight.

#2: Andy Crane off early-to-mid-90s video game TV show ‘Bad Influence’

He was always rubbish, a sort of nervous, albino Philip Schofield who was too jittery to ever be funny or watchable. He also looked suspicious all the time and too thin, probably because he’s a nervous fidget.

Anyway, he’s not dead from crack! He’s just in the purgatory of regional TV.

No wait, *local* TV — TV for Manchester! Specifically Manchester. Not the Manchester area, but a very particular bit of the centre of Manchester. He’s on Channel M, a new TV station that’s quite hard to get and definitely only for Manchester.

Andy’s introductory movie is stilted script reading at its best! He probably didn’t know it was going on the internet where people might see it, else he would’ve tried a bit harder. There’s also a woman reporter who walks with purpose and swishes her hair. We’re starting to think this might be a viral marketing joke site.

He’s also on the radio! It must be a hell of a hectic schedule for the real life Alan Partridge.

SO THAT’S WHAT ANDY CRANE IS DOING NOW
We have no other point to make, other than sort of reminding you and us about Andy Crane and seeing what he’s up to these days.

ANDY CRANE RESOURCES:
http://www.1054centuryfm.com/
http://www.channelm.co.uk/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Crane

The subtext of this is that black people, Asian people and smug-looking American pricks people can all come together to call each other gay on Xbox Live:

It’s taken from the Xbox Gear Store which, optimistically, features tops and t-shirts in girl sizes.

YOU CAN EVEN BUY AN XBOX 360 HAT:

The hat will get you “new friends“.

The global zeitgeist for the last 72 hours has been trawling through Arcade Flyers. The best thing on there – and in the world ever – is this. Sega Chan. A ready-made robot friend from Sega.

Its arms open 45-degrees! That means you could hug it, and it could hug you back. Its cold metal skin would be quite close to feeling love. We’d imagine.

SORT OF STOLEN FROM:
http://www.arcadeflyers.net

We hate charity. The last thing we did for charity was pretend an Ebay auction was for Africa, so the game we stole went for more.

BUT! This is something for charity about driving rubbish cars across Europe, with Bizarre Creations staff – the nicest people in games – doing the driving and getting sponsored by RICHARD JACQUES! And if Richard thinks it’s OK, THAT MAKES IT OK!

This may also mark a Scrooge-like turning point for us in which we stop building the chains that will weigh us down in the afterlife.

THE CHARITABLE LINK:
Justgiving – Bizarre Creations Scumball fundraiser