There must be a few on the way. Hurry up. We’ll take care of the resizing and cropping, you just worry about getting them off your phone. Use the USB cable if you can’t get BlueTooth working.

Hopefully we’ll get one of a wearer with the costume’s head off while he vomits in the post-race holding area.

UPDATE: THEY’RE COMING IN AROUND FOUR HOURS OFF TARGET PACE…

From a man’s blog about games.

From someone’s Flickr (please don’t be a copyright nazi).

And another one of the top bloke, from “Chris”. That seems to be it :(

Lil Wayne, a man whose output we are not averse to when it comes on during Chart Show TV’s Hip Hop Download Chart, if truth be told, has a secret. To do with SEGA and ten years ago.

We have covered up the nipples and belly button, also reducing the picture width from our usual 450 pixels to a less glaring 250, so you’ll need to look hard.

“Today – while doing my daily session of watching nude pictures of rappers on the internet – I discovered something that may (or may not) be of interest to you. Among this beautifully executed body art is a small DC logo. I attached a picture helping you to find it without having to stare at the pic as long as i did. Sincerely, your fan kraut” – Tobi.

Wound looks fresh, so perhaps this is Dreamcast 2 related? *SIGH*

You can see by the way Sonic’s falling off the loop that the controls are a NIGHTMARE. Tails is in the lead, for god’s sake. You know it’s gone badly wrong when Tails is in the lead. He’s even going to get some rings. You’ll never see them again.

The ability to be able to press right consistently is a rather important part of the Sonic formula. It’s not OK to simply get all the colours looking right. More screenshots over on the SEGA US blog.

The only thing that could improve this photo it if there was a stack of SEGA Saturn Magazines and some unrecognisable CD-Rs poking out of the top of the bin.

“I saw this on the side of a bin in Shoreditch, London. Free advertising for the SEGA news shop there, or signs of a resurgence of the brand amongst the fashionable youth of today? I’d say ‘sorry for the photo quality’, but I won’t – was taken with my lovely HTC Hero phone” – Andy.

ABOUT ANDY’S HTC HERO
Sadly outdated a mere eight months after launch and lumbered with Android 1.5. You can’t pull the wool over our eyes, Andy.

Not sure we agree with the vintage classification chosen by the submitter, as that would mean we’re technically also vintage. On the plus side, it might mean we finally qualify for having a woman come round on Mondays with seven frozen dinners to last us the whole week, which would enable MORE TIME ON THE INTERNET.

What’s this week’s pudding, Janet?

“Here’s a couple/three scans I took from a stack of old comics from the 80’s and 90’s. As they are SEGA, you’ll do a better job than I at posting them in an ‘amusing’ fashion.”

“I have nothing at all interesting to say about them. I apologise for the lack of sexual imagery or narcotic references. I apologise that they refer to the little known ‘Genesis’ Console, whatever that was” – Dr H.

It’s reached a point where we also have nothing interesting to say about them either. We could relay the anecdote about going into WHSmith every lunch time to feel the box of Streets of Rage but never actually buying it and then being retrospectively happy about that when we played it on the Mega CD compilation several years later and realised that it wasn’t very good anyway (The End), but that’s not exactly a dinner party classic.

Here’s a photo sent in by a reader. Can you spot what’s SEGA about it? CLUE: It’s not the general sense of decay, or anything as obvious as “the sky”.

“Hello there. I was in Malta last year, and I just noticed Sonic has appeared in one of the photos. Now, he’s very small and distant, but I’m sure it’s him. I thought you might like it to play a sort of ‘Where’s Wally?’ with it. Perhaps not though, you might just want to pretend you never saw it. I’ll leave it up to you” – Chloe.

That’s what’s SEGA about it!

The new Doctor Who TV show is a mess. About one episode in four can hold its own against a mid-range episode of Quantum Leap, and that’s about as good as it gets.

It is no Babylon 5.

You’re not even allowed to say Doctor Who is rubbish, because then you’ll be told by a 45-year-old man that you’re somehow not getting the point. It’s infuriating. We file people who like Doctor Who in the same place we put people who like the Wii – the IDIOT CABINET.

Run around for a bit while some music and dialogue YOU MIGHT RECOGNISE OFF THE TELLY plays in the background. Charming. Good job it’s free. Video via VG247.

Terrible. But it’s an update.

We’ll be perfectly OK with it if this scrolls away with 0 Comments, so don’t feel like you have to force one out. In fact, 0 Comments would have an artistic beauty all of its own.

REASON FOR SALE: None given. Suspect shop owner has decided to target a more profitable and active demographic, or has maybe closed down, or has just given up, or needs the additional display space for more crates of ‘Just Dance’.

That thumb’s got to be just about the right size.

“Two more examples of SEGA eBay ‘goodness’. If we make over a grand from either of them you can have a fiver” – Axel, GameXchange.co.uk.

Iron Man apparently has “paint wear to legs, buttocks and back”.

Only this for today. Have spent way too much time angrily Googling “Train2Game” YET AGAIN all of yesterday and today and have nothing else to give.

“Actually, The Guardian has it all wrong, it’s not people searching Google for art, but people looking for Dreamcast logos to submit to UKR” – Adam.