Underneath that fir of his he’s just an ordinary man who eats cheap food for lunch just like everyone else.

Found by a “Steve” on some sort of Wal-mart stalking resource.

Stalking the people of Wal-mart is an extremely specialist hobby.

Blue mascot now A CANCER on the high street.

“You might remember me as the ‘other’ poster from Phorenzik’s blog Stupid Fucking Customers. I’m still alive and I thought I’d send you these images from my local video shop as it has an interesting picture of Sonic on the shop sign. I’ve always thought about sending them in but I’ve never had the bottle to do it, but now the shop has shut down so I thought I would.”

“Sorry about the poor image, I was scared because some kids and the security guard at the Morrisons store next to it was watching me, so I had to rush” – Mark.

There’s another one of those fan events going on, the sort of gathering we pretend to be cool to attend, but actually don’t go to because of a fear of ENTHUSIASTIC PEOPLE and the OUTSIDE WORLD. Oh, and also because games are all shit now. There’s a new Summer of Sonic on like there was before, featuring the signature of Richard Jacques assistant TJ Davis.

There’s a web site about it all, but it doesn’t seem to be loading at the moment. But there’s the link to it. Apparently that’s the polite thing to do on the internet these days.

“Spotted this at the Summer of Sonic convention thingy. Take a peek at the comment beside the Richard Jacques program. I’m sure you’ll probably have about a few dozen photos of this whisking your way for the next few days if you haven’t seen it a few times already, most likely using better cameras too, but oh well” – Gagaman.

The in-game character’s bottom. The bottoms of in-game characters aren’t rude, seeing as they’re pretend, so it’s OK to imagine yourself emotionlessly pounding away at it until she says can you stop now as it’s starting to hurt.

Sent in by SEGA EUROPE Flickr account monitor “Anne” who was doing a bit of moonlighting for extra cash over on the SEGA AMERICA Flickr page.

We prefer the deep-throating monster that can suck its own cock. Anne didn’t spot this one.

Here’s the bottom again to leave you on a high note.

A gang of kids have been seen driving this around, luring in lonely old men. Once inside, the men are made to humiliate themselves playing with modern gaming peripherals.

“Hi, I’m French and during my vacation in Vichy I saw this” – David.

It also functions as a Dreamcast stand. This will remind extremely regular readers of an actual JOKE from a very, very long time ago. It’s good to see we haven’t lost our ‘touch’ when it comes to Photoshop.

“Here is a picture I found on Gumtree last night in the ‘casual relationships’ category. I can’t recall the advert but it was along the lines of ‘black submissive looking for white top'” – Mariano.

WHICH MEGA-BLOG DID THE PICTURE REALLY COME FROM?
Joystiq.

There’s a Sonic painted on a wall somewhere in Munich! He would appear to be directing traffic – sounds like another thrilling Wii game is incoming.

Sent in by “Cristoph” who claims to be a “weisswurst lover” who comes from “Nuremberg/Bavaria”. We’re fine with that. UKR is a gated cosmopolitan community, like Babylon 5 but with fewer female officers.

We’ve had loads of these. We’ve ignored at least five emails regarding the SEGA Vision in the wild (sorry (not really!)) but shall use this one, as SEGA has bizarrely decided to declare the SEGA Vision is “New for 2009” even though it isn’t.

The box is more colourful than before. Perhaps that’s what it means? A new box for 2009?

This was sent in by “GigerPunk” who was given the photograph by “a friend”. His accompanying email was about 5,000 words, so all we’ll take from are his informative links to the motorway service station in which the image was captured.

The “Devil’s Arse” has a vaguely Dreamcast-like logo. But even if it just said “Devil’s Arse” in Helvetica on a plain white background we’d have used the photographs.

“I thought you might like to see the Dreamcast swirl used on quite possibly the most inappropriately named family tourist attraction in the world, ‘The Devil’s Arse’.”

“Unfortunately it was closed at the time so I wasn’t able to enter ‘The Devil’s Arse’ to see what SEGA merchandise may reside inside the cavern” – Mike.

That’s still SEGA’s office. Someone is sitting in there right now correcting facts on the internet on SEGA’s behalf.

Embarrassing not to have known that, but nice to have a direct message confirming our stupidity.