It is for youths to pose near.

And for women to talk to other women with. This is another potential candidate for the Last UKR Update Ever.

Taken from the latest gathering of people who find this sort of thing acceptable.

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Hope that clears it up. The figure of “35” is a rough estimate and not based on actual webmaster age.

Off to listen to Sonic R on the headphones in bed. There may well be a bit of masturbation. Don’t worry, Richard, we’ll switch to thinking about women and tits for the climax.

The slightly cumbersome name for this is “Sonic & SEGA All-Star Racing“. Presumably calling it “Sonic R 2” was deemed too much of a sales deathwhish even for the SEGA of today.

We have already despatched several emails regarding the availability of Richard Jacques for soundtrack duties.

If Jacques isn’t on-board it will be the greatest TRAVESTY of the modern gaming era. Or at least the greatest travesty since Sonic the Hedgehog 2006.

It also won’t be the same without huge chunks of scenery appearing two feet away from your character’s body.

CVG says it’s being handled by Sumo Digital, so it ought to be a solid 7/10 at least. There’s a video of it on that web site about videos.

JAM: Discovered in a lay-by off the A39 outside of Bideford.

SARIN: Dredged up from a stream near the river Avon, north of Salisbury.

KITT: Torso found by walkers in a ditch in the New Forest.

LUCKY: Excavated from beneath house extension in Reading area.

VOODOO: Still just about alive!!

“I found this today at the local thrift store. I also found that lovely comic, which I was able to enjoy up until I found out that the lead writer is a legitimate furry, not just a presumed one. It makes me think of all of those times where a lady in a cartoon is wearing something that you know should be showing off massive cleavage, but Disney or Nelvana or whoever don’t want kids to get the wrong idea about anatomy. And then, suddenly, you have your first little erection in that brief flash where you find out that the Dark Queen in the Battletoads pilot does not actually have wafer tits. Innocent enough, until you realize it was probably done by a bored, lonely animator who made sure to save that cel and toss it on the jerk pile. Oh, and it’s a nice silky tie” – Kevin.

Another superb contender for Last Ever UKR Update.

“It’s amazing. Well worth listening to for the full 2 hours. And in case you’re curious, the Outrun bit is around the 70 minute mark. It deviates somewhat from games afterwards, but it’s still brilliant” – Ben.

“I was walking around the part of town that is known for street art and what have you when I came across this and almost shat a brick or five. I made everyone I was with come to a freaking halt and wait on my overly caffeinated and giddy self so I could take teh piczors you now have. Anyways hope you enjoy and all that lovely crap. Your friendly neighbourhood Sir Kittens” – Sir Kittens.