FROM AFAR: “Hi UKR. I acquired this item of clothing just to send in photographs of it to you.”

“I would wear it on the street, but it’s a little small. In fact, this one is probably perfect for your frail boy-body, but I’m going to keep it (I might send it to you once the novelty wears off).”

“Also, there’s another whole SEGA tag on the side I forgot to photograph.”

“The snaps were taken in average res using a 2MP camera phone W10 something i? Anyway, no one needs a camera with more meganess than that.”

“Back in 2001, I stole a camera off of Adam Doree he bought in Japan for £900 and it was only 1.3 mega pixels. I still have it too. Have a great day! – Stefan.”

The fact that it’s using the same old monkey jokes the entire games scene already got bored of in the late-90s makes us think Gamecock‘s definitely just one big industry lie.

You have until February 10 to get your questions in for Richard to actually read, think about and respond to! You can take up a small amount of his time – time he’ll never get back.

And here’s a bonus photo from SEGA’s awesome Flickr account. This is one of SEGA Europe’s meeting rooms! Those youths are taking photos of a PowerPoint slide. That’s displaying way too much enthusiasm.

You can’t blame Nintendo. Have you ever tried talking to a taxi driver in one of the regions? Full, hilarious transcript on the BBC’s site.

SPOTTED BY: “UK:R’s intrepid correspondent in the East, Rico Shen, attended the Taipei Games show earlier in the year. Not much happened other than the unveiling of a coloured PS2 and the goods are nowhere near as spectacular as Rico’s earlier offerings.”

“But given that you must be really scraping the barrel in terms of updates by just posting a raw Wikipedia dump, you might want to take a look at his latest set.

“This is one of the few usable pics, featuring the most in your face branding of a woman possible.”

“That might be worth something. It is live, unscripted holding, quite brave from a developing nation like Taiwan. Lee Jie-Shing on the right must really show a bit more teeth if she’s to last in this cut throat industry.”

“Please keep my name and email handle out of it if you see any of those images fit for update – Mr XXX X. XXXXXXXX.”

Look into her eyes. She’s clearly terrified. If you’re not used to seeing barely masked terror in the eyes of a lady, trust us. That’s what it looks like.

Korean girl band Siren was there. They are clearly struggling a bit if they have been reduced to attending games shows in Taiwan.

Would like to know/read the backstory behind that couple, particularly regarding how they came up with the ideas for their hair.

Taiwanese Hellgate cosplay. Remember this image, you will almost certainly never see Taiwanese Hellgate cosplay ever again.

Yes, I will have a leaflet, please. Thank you. What a lovely leaflet. Very glossy. Nice full colour repro. Are any of you also prostitutes?

“Some days ago, I was walking around a forest in Madrid, when I saw… THIS. I am sure you know how to us this material. Best regards! – Bor.”

No, Bor, we don’t. We have literally NO IDEA what to do with a photograph of a Dreamcast controller box someone claims to have found in a forest under a tree. There’s no training course for dealing with stuff like this.

Sony slagging. Mild porn. Anger generation. Confusion. Complaints. We can’t give any more than this. “Must click through – 11/10.”

“The Sonic duvet set also had a bean bag to make your Sonic shrine of a room complete. I would only sit on it when I played the Mega Drive so I could sit on something SEGA while playing SEGA. One time, my brother was playing the Nintendo while sitting on it but I told him that was wrong.”

“I’ve taken the liberty of placing it on top of a ladder to demonstrate how the years have taken their toll on a once proud piece of SEGA merchandise. See how it flops?”

“I honestly don’t know where the beans went. Maybe my sister ate them, maybe I ate them in a fit of rage and self-harm when my brother told me Knuckles was a girl and wouldn’t listen to reason. I keep it in my wardrobe with the clothes Mummy bought from Asda and a copy of Sonic 3D – Sonicsaiyan.”

TOUCHING HUMAN INTEREST STORY: “My grandma bought me this duvet set back in the 90s and I’d use it whenever I went to stay over.”

“Somehow it ended up fully in my possession and I still use it to this day. I’m pretty sure I had a notepad and pencil tin back then with the same design on as well.”

“It’s definitely my favourite duvet cover set and always a good conversation piece. I used to think that the golden outlines on the text on the pillow case glowed in the dark, but they don’t – Joe, Sheffield.”

A remarkably clean an un-stained example.

Hopefully the camera has a manual override on it, at least in the post-point replays. If not, PUT ONE IN NOW, please, Sumo-Digital. It could be the difference between 9/10 and 10/10.