It would appear that the world’s last remaining stocks of Sonic toys have been dumped in a place called King’s Island. There now follows way more information that you actually need regarding King’s Island.
“Away and across the pond, there’s a place called Kings Island that people used to like to go to. Kids liked the Hanna-Barbera themed kiddie rides, and adults could enjoy a multitude of rides based on hit Paramount movies.”
“But this past season, a larger amusement park company bought the park, but none of the rights. Top Gun became ‘Flight Deck’, Tomb Raider was genericized to ‘The Crypt‘ and the Italian Job was demoted to the unfortunate title of ‘Backlot Stunt Coaster‘.”
“Of course, the ride names weren’t the only thing to go. The Happy Land of Hanna-Barbera was perverted into the ‘Nickelodeon Universe’, and familiar carnival game prizes like Hong Kong Phooey and Huckleberry Hound toys were replaced by crunchy, stiff Pokemon plushes and Sonic dolls with wonky eyes, though I guess we’re pretty used to wonky-eyed Sonics by now.”
“Anyway, I’ve attached some pictures showing the sheer magnitude of how many of these dolls there are all over the place. This email’s long enough, so I’ll just leave some additional commentary if you decide to post this. Cheerios” – Sam.
Thanks, Sam. They would appear to be relatively poor plushes featuring disappointingly low production values, but it’s still pleasant to see a place where Sonic triumphs over Disney shite.
Bad eyes. And how come Big The Cat is still being manufactured?
Knuckles is warning the fat man to steer clear of his bitch.
