Probably a joke entry.

Probably a joke entry.

Hopefully a joke entry.

This one’s nice. We would particularly like to receive more logo ideas from people that ARE ANY GOOD and are TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.

Serious entry.

Probably serious. Very artistic.

That’s not going to fit, is it? Look at the shape of hole it’s got to go in. Use some COMMON SENSE, MAN.

We’ll have to contact Richard (yay!) and ask him how much we can buy the official rights to his likeness for.

So yes, very nice. None leap out as something we’ll be able to bear looking at 50 times a day for the next five years, though.

Taken from Jaffe’s Twitter thing. If you’re wondering, UKR does sort of have a Twitter thing – a reader who knows about all the things the young people are into signed it up ages ago before it was cool and turned it into a posts feed.

It’s also quite a coincidence that she’s got her own promotional Halo Wars vest top, plus the MAIN FOCUS of her Halo love seems to be Halo Wars which isn’t even out yet.

“Those have to be the hottest promo shots I’ve ever seen. A sexy brunette, cute little hot pants and a Halo Wars top – sexy as fuck. I pretty much creamed when I saw the pictures of her ironing and making tea. It’s where the woman belongs” – Mike.

Her “bedroom” also seems lacking in the usual accoutrements we’ve come to associate with the bedrooms of girls (from seeing them on television home makeover shows).

It helps if you look at the screen. The screen tells you what’s happening. It’s not enough to just hold the controller and have the console turned on. That’s not playing.

But still. It’s vaguely relevant and is of a girl. Here are some facts about Amanda which you can use to convince your mum & dad you have a girlfriend.

“This is better than any of the SEGA/Dreamcast-spotting-in-the-wild posts you’ve had submitted this century – SEGA has entered the construction business in Brazil! It’s not a rip off, it’s a homage!” – Subbie.

“Here is a high resolution photo of some exclusive Dreamcast popcorn from the ‘Dreamcast Premiere’ event at the Empire Leicester Square, which my colleague has had in his cupboard since November 2000! SEGA’s popcorn is manufactured by Hollywood Express Ltd, of Preston. It contains hybrid popcorn, vegetable oil, salt, and colour – beta carotene. It has a best before date of 13/10/00. You may make your own joke about the best before date of the Dreamcast. We daren’t open the packets now in case it releases some kind of biotoxin” – John.

Brace yourselves. We’ve got FIVE photos of these to get through. You might want to go and make yourself an EXTREMELY STRONG cup of instant coffee.

Leo tells a story with these pictures.

The story is… “I SAW THEM AND GRADUALLY GOT NEARER TO THEM.”

The end of the story is that he got very close to them, but didn’t bother buying them.

But he did get very near them. Getting near them is fine. It’s like getting near enough to a woman to smell their moisturiser. The memory can sustain you for months.

Spotted by a man called “Yankee.” He’s the one that reads The Sun, not us. We sit outside Starbucks reading the media section of the Guardian, trying to convince the waitress we’re intellectual.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

“About two or three months ago now I was at a Scottish music festival when my girlfriend spotted this guy and said ‘Take a photo and send it to UK:R but make sure you tell them I spotted it’.”

“I’d kind of forgotten about these photos as I was in ‘a state’ but I did go and shake the gent by the hand problably drunkenly saying ‘cool bag’ or similar. Anyway, goes to show that SEGA fans like the outdoor music scene as much as the next man and my girlfriend thinks about UK:R a wee bit too much – Robbie.”

“I was clearing out my under-stairs cupboard last Sunday, (with a view to attaching some arris rail to stop the treads from creaking) and whilst doing so I came across this CD single from the early ’90s. It’s by a band called “Hedgehogs With Attitude” and although the track is mostly complete and utter bobbins, they have thankfully kept the melody from Green Hill Zone in the chorus” – Hampton.

OR JUST STEAL IT: If you want to just steal it, like in the good old days, the file’s here. We are not particularly concerned about being made to take this down. We doubt any record company would want to publicly claim ownership of this material.

“Hampton” also said he remembered seeing HWA on Top of the Pops.

This was sent in by “Will”. It’s from Zelda. It means something like Dreamcast 2 is coming and SEGA’s going to buy Nintendo with all the money it’s made from doing Sonic & Mario.

This is from one of our 2.7 million readers called “Chris”. It’s of a Dreamcast logo on a man’s URBAN VEST JUMPER COAT HYBRID, as featured on a web site for Sony’s ultra-poor Rolly MP3-playing robot twat. It means that SEGA is buying Sony with all the money it’s made from doing Sonic & Mario and basing Dreamcast 2 around the Cell architecture.

This is from “Joe”. It’s of a lamp. This means SEGA will be exclusively marketing and releasing Dreamcast 2 through IKEA.

This is from “Sam”. It’s something he saw in Costa Coffee. This means Sam has yet to be impacted upon by the credit crunch and still thinks spending £2.55 on a cup of coffee and a further £3.75 on a toasted ciabatta is an acceptable way to behave.

This is from “Waqas”. It’s of some bins. Waqas needs to get a new phone with a better camera VERY URGENTLY.

This is from “Tim”. He spotted it during Doctor Who. The golden era of when Billie Piper was in it.

Tim wisely supplied a close-up of Billie’s face. If you want a nice, hi-res promotional photo of Billie Piper, there’s one here – we obtained it under slightly false pretences by pretending it was for illustrating proper news.