“I did a bit of tidying up today and found two Dreamcast tins, one badly bent out of shape, and the other perfect. Just for you, I opened the bent one to see what was inside.”

“A Dreamcast digital watch! Hope these pictures are useful!” – Steve.

“PS: Did I ever email you an mp3 of a Sonic Hedgehog song, or did I just send a photo of the cover? Let me know if you want it.”

No idea. And it’s not really a Dreamcast watch. It’s a very, very cheap Chinese watch that someone at SEGA paid £250 to have the logo printed on. The Dreamcast experience is not reflected in the design.

“Yesterday I was (for my work) in a relatively small town in the southern part of Belgium, called ‘Verviers’. When I was walking down town, I noticed an arcade with a genuine Sonic sign. Yep, it’s the same Sonic picture we saw on the mighty Mega Drive box of the original Sonic the Hedgehog!”

“As I really like your features where you show several places that still carry the SEGA symbolism, I thought ‘let’s take a few pictures for the guys from UK:RESISTANCE!’ So hereby I kindly send you the pictures.”

“Keep up with the good work! And could you might post a link to our (Dutch) SEGA website? It’s at www.segaonline.nl. We attend all events, media trips from SEGA around the Benelux and the rest of the world (Leipzig, E3, TGS). Cheers, Maarten.”

The subconscious reason we love SEGA so much?

And fluffy ears to wipe your penis on afterwards. The perfect companion.

Sent in by a man who calls himself “fightingchance” who used his mobile phone camera. Yes, that is it for today.

Please wipe the semen off the seat.

Slightly erratic. Probably need to calm down a bit again. Tension building up inside once more. Need release. 5/10.

Spotted by a man unfortunately named “Tyson” who pretty much just stole these off another part of the internet. Several months ago. We are not picky. Content is content. One more page on the internet means one less link in the chain we have built for ourselves to wear in the afterlife.

We think someone emailed us a photograph taken inside the toilet of SEGA Europe a year or so ago. We’ll try and dig that one out for tomorrow. There’s something to look forward to.

“Here is a photo, I shot with my iPhone during GC. It shows a cake, that the folks from SEGA GERMANY made for their boss. It even has his face on it! (He is disguised as Mario). The cake looked awful, though. Like someone printed out the cover of the Mario and Sonic-Olympic-Game and stuck it on top of cold-pressed donkeyshit. Some foreign journalists garnished the cake with boogers and scrapings from the floor, while the booth-personnel were not looking. I also wanted to take a picture of that, but the aggressors threatened me with these huge TNA-Wrestling-Redneck-Merchandise-Foam-Pointy-Finger-things.”

Let’s start with the most realistic. Tired old woman pretending to join in. Podgy man. The child they finally conceived after five painful years of IVF treatment. The console they bought her because she’s so special she can have anything she wants (she actually wanted a Wii).

Older man, two young boys. Woman in background pretending not to notice. Nothing says UNDERGROUND DUTCH PAEDOPHILE RING more than this.

Girls on left is playing with LIPS. Man on right is trying to get better look at girl’s LIPS. Whichever Microsoft employee picked the name LIPS is going to find themselves put in charge of overseeing Excel development in Eastern Europe after this mess.

Never before have we wanted to be a ginger teenager.

He’s moving in with the elbow. He’s going for the Accidental Tits Elbow!

Accidental Tits Elbow with a twist! Sensational! There’ll be semen everywhere in his bedroom tonight!

She noticed. Whoops. Now he won’t be able to look at a girl again until he’s 34.

Photograph taken from the graphic novel titled WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO MODERN VIDEO GAMING?

“Hooray! You both let me win because you want to try and have sex with me later!”

Now they have moved onto the casual quiz game.

Nobody knew the answer. It was in the cinema before they were even born, so it’s not their sweet, young faults.

How unrealistic. That controller’s not even plugged in. Terrible.

These photos are definitely meant for Europe. That’s the most European selection of children possible.

By “European” we mean healthy and happy looking. English children sit there being fat and sad in official football shirts.

They’re not leaning into each other enough.

That’s better. That’s ROCK AND ROLL, and, by extension, COOL MODERN VIDEO GAMES FOR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE.

Frequency was ten times better, and you could sit down.

“…and you turn around, that’s what it’s all about – HEY!”

Now he’s blown any chance he may have had by getting the steering wheel out and insisting they play Forza 2 for a bit.

From here. More pictures here. Alternative coverage featuring a lot more exclamation marks to help convince the common man of its brilliance here.