Particularly Bath. Burn that copy of “Girl Gamer” magazine, just to be on the safe side.

Stolen from the Twitter feed of a brave young soul trapped inside the decaying office – yet still selflessly working away for YOUR entertainment. We shall be praying for you. We shall also be deleting this update in a hurry if anyone gets seriously ill.

His mum’s not going to be happy when she sees what he’s done to his brand new Nikes. Your dad had to sign forms in lots of council offices to get the money for these, you ungrateful monster.

Taken from here, where the maker seems to be organising some sort of vote as to which one is “best”. How on earth did people decided which one of a thing was best before the internet came along?

HOW PEOPLE WORKED OUT WHICH THINGS WERE BEST BEFORE THE INTERNET CAME ALONG:

– LIVING THINGS: Set on fire. Last to die is best.

– DEAD THINGS: Throw in sea. Thing that floats for longest is best.

Can someone pop a copy of this in the post, please?

Or just scan the best photographs.

THE PROS AND CONS OF AIMING A MAG AT GIRLS

PROS

– You can reuse all the tired ideas that have been in games magazines for decades.

– Reader interaction.

– Lower expectations.

– No one will suggest doing a track-by-track guide for Gran Turismo 5.

CONS

– Having to explain everything.

– Someone will still have to write a guide for Final Fantasy XIII over a weekend using only the Japanese code.

It was done by someone else, as you can tell by the uncharacteristically high quality of image manipulation on show.

If we’d done it half her thumb would be missing and there’d be more of a border on the top than on the sides. Contact “Lee” via here if you need some Photoshop work doing.

A man who has to protect his true identity by having THREE equally inventive pseudonyms (one in the name field, one as the email address and a third in the signature) found this.

We can’t very well go uploading porn, not even heavily censored Japanese rubbish that looks likes she getting boned by Mr Duplo, so your challenge for tonight is to use the search terms “Cosplay”, “international”, “Michelle” and “Wild”. The person who uploaded the video doesn’t know who that’s supposed to be, so don’t bother searching for “Ulala”.

It’s a slightly different woman this time, and one that would appear to be in a heterosexual relationship with a man. That’s how wide the appeal of PSP is. Straight men, gay men, straight women.

All we need to see now is some lesbians operating PSP’s wi-fi service while relaxing outside a working man’s club on the back of their motorbikes.

What’s so funny?! What’s so funny??!! Please LET US IN ON THE JOKE!

Oh. The sky. What’s funny about the sky? Is the cloud shaped like an animal?

Seeing as we’re massively and somewhat inadvertently popular on the gay scene right now thanks to last Friday’s sexy bit of soaped-up TWINK action, here’s another couple of photos of MMMMM LOVELY HIM for you all to… do the things you do… with. Over. To. Whatever. However it works.

If you told us five years ago we’d be putting photos of men on the internet and using the phrase “TWINK” in a well-meaning but slightly incorrect fashion, we’d have slapped you theatrically across the face with a red slipper then spent a bit too long insisting we’re definitely not that way inclined.

You can’t quite make out the shape of his testicles or penis through those ridiculously baggy jeans. Sorry about that, new gay followers. We’ll put in a request to Sony for more cock action in future.

IMPORTANT NEWS FOR OUR 99.9% MALE/HETEROSEXUAL AUDIENCE:
There’ll be another one of that woman along in a few minutes. We are not forgetting our roots.

You thought we had run out or forgotten? No. Here she is washing her PANTIES and BRAS because they got ALL DIRTY*.

*She had spaghetti bolognese for dinner last night.

If she’s in a launderette, that must mean she’s living in poor student accommodation without access to proper washing facilities. That means she’d be impressed by the shithole you live in as long as you’ve got a washing machine and the kitchen is in a whole separate room to the lounge.

Just like some elderly Japanese soldiers in the jungle still think they’re fighting World War II, and also eerily similar to how Sony won’t just bin PS3 and start again.

This is called Wind and Water: Puzzle Battles. It is, in the global scheme of things, “new” on Dreamcast.

This might be a bit “2008” but we have been made to feel guilty about neglecting the modern Dreamcast “scene” by Redspotgames. They have a shop you can buy this and ONE OTHER Dreamcast game from, providing your Dreamcast is still working and you’ve got a TV that can still take the old, weak, low-resolution signal she produces.

WHO IS MAKING THE GAMES?
“We are producing our games at a CD facility in Germany” a nice man told us in an email

That is all we need to know. The music, as you will shortly find out, is a very famous piece.

If YOU have a sick desire for facts, like what, why, where and all that nonsense, the explanation’s in English here and in French here.