SEGA WORLD SYDNEY WASN’T WORTH GETTING EXCITED ABOUT
We’ve been sent photos of the inside of SEGA World Sydney, back during the short period it was open and seemed like maybe being financially viable.
It looks like they had too much space to put everything in, and as if the whole place was designed by the BBC special effects department in collaboration with the National Film Board of Canada. In 1981.
In short, it looks rubbish.
It’s a nice sign. We’d be tempted in by that. Before you scroll down, be warned that this is by far the highlight of the photos. If you’re sensitive about having your dreams about SEGA palaces crushed, don’t scroll down.
The quality of these photos isn’t good enough to tell if that’s a real person or a model of a person. Stupid 2001 cameras and their abysmal pixel counts. Either way, it’s a rubbish sign that looks like it belongs in the 1940s not a cutting-edge SEGA amusement/dream-making facility.
This is rubbish. It’s like a Soviet Union children zoo. That’s not fun. And it’s dirty. The poor kids.
This is the family. Dad’s taking the photos and mentally totting up how much money he’s wasted on this amazingly disappointing day out.
Not really that exciting.
Not really that exciting.
We know people got more excitied about rubbish things back in the ‘old days’ before all the cool stuff we have now was invented, but this was only made in the late 1990s. Even in the late 1990s we wouldn’t have got excited about a big plastic tube standing on an unconvincing sci-fi floor.
As disappointing as the SEGA AGES series.
So this is why no one goes to arcades any more, and why SEGA Worlds are being replaced by more branches of Starbucks the world over. We now stand for the complete annihilation of these miserable hell holes.
filed in GONZO on Aug.07, 2006