The in-game character’s bottom. The bottoms of in-game characters aren’t rude, seeing as they’re pretend, so it’s OK to imagine yourself emotionlessly pounding away at it until she says can you stop now as it’s starting to hurt.

Sent in by SEGA EUROPE Flickr account monitor “Anne” who was doing a bit of moonlighting for extra cash over on the SEGA AMERICA Flickr page.

We prefer the deep-throating monster that can suck its own cock. Anne didn’t spot this one.

Here’s the bottom again to leave you on a high note.

It’s better than prostitution.

“This was posted on a forum I occasionally visit – I thought you might be able to use it on a slow news day when Sony doesn’t embarrass itself or something. The picture with all the masks also includes a Knuckles mask that doesn’t appear to be on sale. I assume they sold out of those since Knuckles is rougher than the rest of them, the best of them and tougher than leather and the cool kids seem to dig that nowawdays” – Gene Groom.

Sonic.

Shadow.

Amy.

Tails.

Mickey Mouse is rubbish. Mario is rubbish. You can see where the creator of this is coming from.

HIS INSPIRATION: Things that are shit.

“Dear UKR, I found this on the Internet. It’s rather strange and is in the sale section of the website so clearly no one’s buying it, which isn’t surprising. I’ve included one of the pictures and the blurb about the vinyl figure in case you’re too busy (lazy) to click on the link” – Charlie Tollemache.

We’re trying very, very hard to grow up and stop buying ironic merchandise, but this Kubrick Jack from Lost is extremely tempting. If it came with ‘Wet Kate’ there’d be one on its way right now.

Official Sonic The Hedgehog underpants! If no one else ever sees your pants, these are the pants for you.

Nice that they come in adult sizes. Good old ASOS has done its market research on these. Don’t follow their advice to “move mouse over image” though. You probably will anyway out of curiosity, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Submitted by “Joe” who advises zooming in to see the shame on Sonic’s face. And that’s all you want to see, IS IT JOE?

There doesn’t appear to be any Sonic-branded ladies underwear, but then we only got to page six before strangely and suddenly losing interest.

Whoever’s in charge of the SEGA Europe Flickr page has a Pentax K10D, a camera rated as “Highly Recommended (just)” by everyone’s favourite erroneously-named camera site DPReview.

It’s capable of this:

“Sega Europe needs to take note of the Flickr action coming from their yank cousins. There’s rarely even the hint of a woman in sight never mind a bit of cleavage or a suspect camel toe. God, I’d even take some saucy pictures of Maggie Thatcher in a Dreamcast spiral bikini over Sega Europe’s mind numbing photo ‘blog’. Though reconsidering that, it’d make for a GREAT update” – Jonny.

“LIKE TOTALLY”

“OR WHATEVER“

What must these people think of our stupid Western ways?

Glad to have easy work where you get to be sitting down all day tinged with jealousy about people with such huge disposable incomes, we’d imagine.

It’s the glory days of the 1993 European Grand Prix all over again.

“Here is the update of the year you’ve been longing for. I’ll link to it, but I fear it won’t be there for long. The article itself doesn’t feature the photo – http://m.uk.yahoo.com/ [YES, IT HAS SINCE DISAPPEARED]. Therefore, I took a picture of it using the ‘PrtSc’ key, which doesn’t seem to print the screen at all, rather uses an advanced internal camera to, in effect, ‘capture the screen’. See the attached png [WE CONVERTED IT TO A JPEG AS WE ARE ‘AGAINST’ MOST FORMS OF PNG] for your lossless yet nicely compressed looking at pleasure.

“I also ‘blew it up’ and did some filtering and sharpening to make it larger, giving you two pictures of increasing size for the price of one rubbish update. I have nothing further to say as I should have been asleep half an hour ago. Yours sincerely, Police Constable London (not a real police officer)” – Police Constable London.

Ulala 2.0 – a zip for a mouth to allow her to more easily accomodate penises, plus a zip on her tummy to enable easier extraction of built up reserves of semen without the need for invasive stomach pumping procedures.

Shame about the eyes.

Found while idly browsing Flickr. Ulala also seems to be the name of a quite popular internet rabbit.

Anne, our Official SEGA US Flickr Account Monitor, has supplied links to photographs of cosplayers and her own analysis of the quality of the costumes. This makes it look like we are endorsing and/or encouraging cosplay – however that is DEFINITELY NOT the case.

Someone, somewhere on the internet recently, made a joke about the Bayonetta woman, saying “So this is what Sarah Palin’s up to these days”. Well done, whoever that was.

[From here] “Loses accuracy points for not weaving the costume out of her own hair. Wins respect points because she must be losing twenty pounds of sweat from wearing that vinyl costume in the California heat.”

[From here] “Same chick with more guns, and less dorky males.”

[From here] “Good lord, the woman didn’t even try did she? Lazy, crappy cosplay, barely worth fapping over. Go masturbate to the Bayonetta woman again instead” [ANNE IS JEALOUS!].

[From here] “Don’t know what the hell she is, or why she is pointing at a flacid phallic object. Costume needs a lot of work, looks like a deformed Chocobo. Phallic object needs fluffing.”

[From here] “Not costumes per se, but they are busty with cleavage showing. All three did well coordinating the glasses with each other.”

[From here] “Costume’s not bad, hat needs work. Lanyard is too thick and covers any cleavage that might be present.”

[From here] “Cute kid, good costume. Both must be hot as hell in those outfits.”